Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[jargoggles@kolektiva.social]

@dev
I've never done cocaine, but I'm convinced this is probably what it must feel like.

[lizette603_23@mastodon.social]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I'm a boomer by dint of birth placement. This isn't attributable to me.

[nuthatch@infosec.exchange]

@aburka “Il faut imaginer que l'oie est heureuse.”

[dan@discuss.systems]

@regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dev this sounds awful, I can’t stand tomatoes

[mbridegam@federate.social]

@aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

Where's that?

[tobinbaker@discuss.systems]

@dan @regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dev what do you put on your well-done steak

[catmisgivings@stranger.social]

@feld @dev you did NOT!

[catmisgivings@stranger.social]

@dev I regret clicking through the link. Lol

That goose is the fricking best though. Absolute Oscar worthy performance.

[ryencode@mstdn.ca]

@aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev
What ya the HTTP response number for GOOSE NOT VALUED again?
Asking for... My server.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@dev yo, Ed Zitron stole your screenshots

https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3mp3ij3fv3k2j

edit: actually maybe not exactly. They're the same slides but the crop is not identical

[catmisgivings@stranger.social]

@aud @lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman 3 eggs in the goose are worth 71 in the bush

[mancube@pnw.zone]

@carstenfranke
you're hired!
@jonny @dev

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev wait I just noticed there is sub-microscopic text in the lower right corner of each slide hwat?

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev there are citations for the fucking egg diagram

[dan@discuss.systems]

@ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dev okay who’s gonna cite the egg diagram in their next paper?

[mdekstrand@hci.social]

@dan @dev from these slides at least it’s not clear wtf they’re even saying.

are the arch-capitalists endorsing Marxist theories of surplus value?

are they saying they are geese?

instructions unclear.

[amy@types.pl]

@ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev ASSUMING ONE TRILLION YEN PER EGG

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@amy @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I often assume this

[deborahh@cosocial.ca]

@aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev eggcellent!

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the tone shift between the nonsense slop of the images and the ultra legalese of the text is just incredible

@jonny check this out