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  • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

    @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the tone shift between the nonsense slop of the images and the ultra legalese of the text is just incredible

    @jonny check this out

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    #148

    @ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev @jonny

    Surely different authors: the first tasked with pitching, the second tasked with correctness sufficient for legal CYA

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      #149
      @twifkak @dev Make the bubble bigger.
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      • snoopj@hachyderm.ioS snoopj@hachyderm.io

        @regehr @dan @dev thank you for linking the deck this is amazing boomer brainrot

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        #150

        @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev As long as the goose can keep laying golden eggs, it doesn't matter whether golden eggs are a thing you need or not

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        • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

          Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

          https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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          #151

          @dev

          WTF am I looking at? I followed the link, it made it worse.

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          • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

            @aburka @SnoopJ @dan @dev I think it works same as tomatoes

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            #152

            @regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dan @dev

            "Plant the tomatoes on whose land, Nick? Whose land?"

            PS: Land ownership is a concept with some interesting looking challenges from Georgist economics. I like the notion of abolishing it and supporting ownership-like land use by renting land from everyone else.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgism

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            • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

              Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

              https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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              #153
              @dev@discuss.systems Need a goose version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZkB11pO9R8. The presentation already gives... ideas.
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              • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                #154

                @dev As long as the shareholders don't lay the eggs themselves, the Goose Value is 74

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                • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                  @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the tone shift between the nonsense slop of the images and the ultra legalese of the text is just incredible

                  @jonny check this out

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                  #155

                  @ricci
                  @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev
                  Egg count: illustrative representation of shareholder value

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                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                    @ricci
                    @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev
                    Egg count: illustrative representation of shareholder value

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                    #156

                    @jonny @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev why are we doing LoC and cookies and trumpets when the real indication of shareholder value was sitting right under a goose's ass this whole time

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                    • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                      @ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dev okay who’s gonna cite the egg diagram in their next paper?

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                      #157

                      @dan @ricci @regehr @dev I don't know but I can only hope they also cite the Chicken paper.

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                      • snoopj@hachyderm.ioS snoopj@hachyderm.io

                        @dan @ricci @regehr @dev I don't know but I can only hope they also cite the Chicken paper.

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                        #158

                        @dan @ricci @regehr @dev leading to the classic problem of in which order to list the citations. Which comes first, the Chicken, or the Egg?

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                        • snoopj@hachyderm.ioS snoopj@hachyderm.io

                          @dan @ricci @regehr @dev leading to the classic problem of in which order to list the citations. Which comes first, the Chicken, or the Egg?

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                          #159

                          @SnoopJ @dan @regehr @dev if you pick the wrong order the snake is venomous

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                          • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                            @SnoopJ @dan @regehr @dev if you pick the wrong order the snake is venomous

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                            #160

                            @ricci @SnoopJ @dan @regehr https://youtu.be/sFv97ICWP0A

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                            • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                              @jonny @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev why are we doing LoC and cookies and trumpets when the real indication of shareholder value was sitting right under a goose's ass this whole time

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                              #161

                              @ricci @jonny @SnoopJ @dan @dev smeared with a bit of goose shit, obv

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                              • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                                @ricci @SnoopJ @dan @regehr https://youtu.be/sFv97ICWP0A

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                                #162

                                @dev @ricci @SnoopJ @dan omg I had forgotten about this

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                                • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                                  @jonny @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev why are we doing LoC and cookies and trumpets when the real indication of shareholder value was sitting right under a goose's ass this whole time

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                                  #163

                                  @ricci
                                  @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev
                                  So, given how we are looking for a rebrand, what can we do with Value Goose and Egg Pipelining and Factory Surgery

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                                  • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                                    Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                                    https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                                    #164

                                    @dev Someone read the tale of the goose who laid the golden eggs and missed the point entirely, I see.

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                                    • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                                      Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                                      https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                                      #165

                                      @dev

                                      What the Hell did I just read?

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                                      • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

                                        @dan @dev "goose was not valued" is what I'll mutter from now on when leaving faculty meetings

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                                        #166

                                        @regehr @dan @dev this will bring me through the day

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                                          #167

                                          @srxl @dev https://xkcd.com/3260/

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