Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

kanamauna@sauropods.win

What the Hell did I just read?

bearbob@hachyderm.io

@regehr @dan @dev this will bring me through the day

bcasiello@floss.social

enobacon@urbanists.social

@mcc @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the actual value comes from belief that the eggs are golden. The Golden Egg factory was inside us all along.

argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

@dev

Heh. They visualized the golden goose.

lexyeen@plush.city

@dev instructions unclear, feathers and viscera are everywhere and i don't have any golden eggs at all

dunhamsteve@mathstodon.xyz

@dev I've seen what geese create and learned to watch where I am stepping.

n0toose@chaos.social

@dev since the presentation of Softbank for the next 300 years they keep cooking

glyph@mastodon.social

@ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev some of these are footnotes, not citations! “assuming 1T JPY per egg” is original research …

This IS the best slide deck of all time

log@mastodon.sdf.org

@RyeNCode @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev 000: GOOSE_EGGS

nondailychickens@toot.io

@dev
Forget the goose

What is my value?

catsnfats@mastodon.world

@srxl @dev I mean, this projection would be logical based on goose value alone, but they will clearly flood the golden egg market. Leading to a crash. Omg Humpty Dumpty origin story?!

dev@discuss.systems

@nondailychickens omg

imyxh@weirder.earth

omg softbank has a brand tld??

bonkers@nerdculture.de

@aud @lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman eggsets are in the ministry of victory, wrong department

daiversity@kind.social

@dev
I couldn't resist 🤭

shadow53@floss.social

@aburka
Wife requested I make this

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

ricci@discuss.systems

@shadow53 @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the gooseposting will continue until value improves

oliver_schafeld@mastodon.online

Dumb money, illustrated 🫠

annaspanner@bookstodon.com

@Viss @dev omg I’m actually crying from laughing, ty