Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev some of these are footnotes, not citations! “assuming 1T JPY per egg” is original research …

This IS the best slide deck of all time

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@RyeNCode @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev 000: GOOSE_EGGS

[nondailychickens@toot.io]

@dev
Forget the goose

What is my value?

[catsnfats@mastodon.world]

@srxl @dev I mean, this projection would be logical based on goose value alone, but they will clearly flood the golden egg market. Leading to a crash. Omg Humpty Dumpty origin story?!

[dev@discuss.systems]

@nondailychickens omg

[imyxh@weirder.earth]

omg softbank has a brand tld??

[bonkers@nerdculture.de]

@aud @lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman eggsets are in the ministry of victory, wrong department

[daiversity@kind.social]

@dev
I couldn't resist 🤭

[shadow53@floss.social]

@aburka
Wife requested I make this

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@shadow53 @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the gooseposting will continue until value improves

[oliver_schafeld@mastodon.online]

Dumb money, illustrated 🫠

[annaspanner@bookstodon.com]

@Viss @dev omg I’m actually crying from laughing, ty

[giflian@techhub.social]

@lina @aud @dev @ricci @secretasianman battledecks (aka PowerPoint Karaoke) could be the format of the lightning talks

[bonkers@nerdculture.de]

@dev in the meantime, undervalued male goose:

[annaspanner@bookstodon.com]

@dev @freakazoid @Tiempo
Brain crush @blursedtexts

[annaspanner@bookstodon.com]

@DamonWakes @dev I will never jeopardise the beans

[thalia@discuss.systems]

@gooseliketyping FYI

[icing@chaos.social]

@srxl @dev @catsalad Geese can live up to 30 years domesticated, 10-20 years in the wild.

[fugueish@wandering.shop]

@regehr If it makes you feel any better, shareholder value = 3 eggs

[alpacamale@social.cologne]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev "Boomer brainrot" is the perfect description!