Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

shadow53@floss.social

@aburka
Wife requested I make this

ricci@discuss.systems

@shadow53 @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the gooseposting will continue until value improves

oliver_schafeld@mastodon.online

Dumb money, illustrated 🫠

annaspanner@bookstodon.com

@Viss @dev omg I’m actually crying from laughing, ty

giflian@techhub.social

@lina @aud @dev @ricci @secretasianman battledecks (aka PowerPoint Karaoke) could be the format of the lightning talks

bonkers@nerdculture.de

@dev in the meantime, undervalued male goose:

annaspanner@bookstodon.com

annaspanner@bookstodon.com

@DamonWakes @dev I will never jeopardise the beans

thalia@discuss.systems

icing@chaos.social

@srxl @dev @catsalad Geese can live up to 30 years domesticated, 10-20 years in the wild.

fugueish@wandering.shop

@regehr If it makes you feel any better, shareholder value = 3 eggs

alpacamale@social.cologne

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev "Boomer brainrot" is the perfect description!

anya@shrimp.acute.cat

@dev i do love how the whole story remains the same if you replace "goose" with "lottery ticket"...

bonkers@nerdculture.de

@FaithfullJohn @dev the future is now

starkrg@myside-yourside.net

twilliability@genart.social

@dev paging @ludicity. you must seriously up your game after this.

ozzelot@mstdn.social

@dev
This one's also kind of a banger

urixturing@hachyderm.io

@dev why the conveyor belt? don't these people know how eggs are actually laid?

hrefna@hachyderm.io

@dev …is this a pro-unionization slide presentation?

stuartmarks@mastodon.social

@regehr @atsuzaki @dev Yeah weird. Fortunately my client cached the post. Here’s the link to the presentation:

Incomprehensible.