Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.
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@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmancan we put on a conference where we pretend to be CEOs and just give batshit presentations to each other? every talk is a keynote including lightning keynotes and keynote workshops and keynote posters
@lina @aud @dev @ricci @secretasianman battledecks (aka PowerPoint Karaoke) could be the format of the lightning talks
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev in the meantime, undervalued male goose:
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@dev @freakazoid @Tiempo
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@dev Why do I read "Goose was not valued" in exactly the same voice as "All my apes gone"?
@DamonWakes @dev I will never jeopardise the beans
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@gooseliketyping FYI
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@regehr If it makes you feel any better, shareholder value = 3 eggs
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev i do love how the whole story remains the same if you replace "goose" with "lottery ticket"...
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@FaithfullJohn @dev the future is now
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@dev
Forget the gooseWhat is my value?
@nondailychickens @dev What a weird cat.
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev
This one's also kind of a banger -
Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev why the conveyor belt? don't these people know how eggs are actually laid?
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev …is this a pro-unionization slide presentation?
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev It's a new flavor of deep fried humor
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@twilliability @dev I have no idea what the fuck to say about this
It was the goose that created the value
