Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[groxx@hachyderm.io]

@dev I never knew automatic semicolon insertion brought such profits

[paelnever@masto.es]

@dev
OMG banksters are so smart, we obviously can't compete with their intellect, they are "uberhuman".

[joe@f.duriansoftware.com]

@dev i will simply kill the goose in order to access the factory inside

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@nev @dev thank you for bringing this important nonsense to my attention, it is very appreciated.

[spiegelmama@infosec.exchange]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I saved this same slide. Inspiring.

[caspicat@infosec.exchange]

@dev This tells little about Softbank and a lot about the investors ha

[brent@taciturn.social]

@dev Goose not valued 🪿

Goose value 71!!! 🪿

[n8dly@mastodon.social]

@dev Look at how proud that goosey looks!

[tiempo@todon.eu]

@dev
I-Is this Marxist theory of value wrongly applied and enhanced with AI?

Can this get more cursed?

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@jonny@neuromatch.social @nev@status.nevillepark.ca @dev@discuss.systems are they... are they just now discovering the idea of "labor creates the value" but through GooseSlop?...

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @regehr@mastodon.social @dan@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems and yet... goose not valued : (

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@dev Aww, I value you, goose. :3 ️🪿

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl all my goose. unvalued : (

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@dev @jonny goose value: 0? No! Goose value: 71!

[softicecreamlesley@famichiki.jp]

@dev wut

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@ricci@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl we crack that baby open, and finally, an infinite supply of something! this is the most rational market ever!

[kbruen@procial.tchncs.de]

@dev@discuss.systems SoftBank keeps coming up with bangers

[lina@neuromatch.social]

@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianman

i hope there was a slide on hedging that talked about not putting all your eggs in one [investor money thing]

[celesteh@hachyderm.io]

@ireneista @dev

There's an Isaac Asimov story about this.

[ireneista@adhd.irenes.space]

@celesteh @dev yeah, we've definitely been influenced by that