Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.
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@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl down at the ol' atom mill
@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl megaton dynamite rave, if you will
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@celesteh @ireneista @dev also shows up in @cstross 's singularity sky
@celesteh @ireneista @dev @cstross but without the radiation being disposed anywhere other than the fragile bodies of peasants
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev Theese slides convinced me that using AI is the new acid trip.
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
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@dev Here's my favorite slide.
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@dev Now they just need to explain Money to economists.
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@dev Aww, I value you, goose. :3
️🪿@theorangetheme @dev This goose got sick of all the ducks in a row.
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@dev @secretasianman i love how proud the goose is on the one slide where it is valued
@atsuzaki @dev @secretasianman
T-posing to assert value dominance
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev "the value of a company comes from the actual operations of a company, not from stock price gains" is a hell of a thing to have to teach serious investment people with literal children's cartoons
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@spiegelmama @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev No one can say that Softbank hasn't laid some big eggs over recent years.
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@dev good grief I hope that goose is ok
@gapplepie1985@mastodon.social @dev@discuss.systems she's more machine than goose, now.
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@dan @steve @dev this reminds me of one of my favorite internet essays of all time: https://medium.com/message/amazing-military-infographics-1ba60bdc32e7
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
They really are dead upstairs, and they just move money back and forth like tides and moons. They don't even need to wake-up (sober-up) to succeed in banking, meaningless as they've made it all.
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@dev Someone do a welfare check on the missing Keebler elf.
What if we just replace ASI with "Labor"
The true source of value is the workers inside the factory
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@dan @steve @dev this reminds me of one of my favorite internet essays of all time: https://medium.com/message/amazing-military-infographics-1ba60bdc32e7
@heavyimage @dan @steve @dev also putting in a good word for the episode of Well There's Your Problem on military powerpoint, which has some real goodies in it and plenty of context from a service member about the sort of environment that creates some of them (while still being baffled at a few of their specimens)
