I donated blood last week and just received this extremely cursed image in a follow-up email.

[helpstertee@social.helpsterte.eu]

@jabronus@mastodon.design 🧛‍️

[anarchic_teapot@oc.todon.fr]

@jabronus Let me guess: a band composed entirely of vampires has covered an old Supremes hit and this is the cover art.

[sarah@sosial.link]

@jabronus@mastodon.design

Don't book a flight anytime soon, would suck if you went to Miami while the airfare company sent your blood to France or something.

I've seen it happen to luggage.

[transitionalaspect@fnordon.de]

@jabronus I guess they want to make sure you never donate again?

[hackerman@mastodon.xyz]

@jabronus

[surdfish@beige.party]

@jabronus

Isn't that a Supremes song?

[bfordham@infosec.exchange]

@jabronus i immediately heard a very different version of The Supremes:

Baby, baby,
Where did our blood go?

[arcadiagt5@mstdn.social]

@jabronus I am, alas, banned from donating blood in #Oz on account of having had a teeny tiny #TransientIschaemicAttack back on 1 September 2023, and despite having a letter from a GP saying that I’m stable and medically fit to give blood.

[bougiewonderland@freeradical.zone]

@jabronus I know what you did with my blood

[eri@mk.moth.zone]

@jabronus@mastodon.design i eated it

[baralheia@dragonchat.org]

@jabronus My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!

[colingourlay@bne.social]

@jabronus thank you for the fit of giggles I’m currently experiencing

[bryan@dusty.ninja]

@jabronus probably just a weird vampire…

[seadonut@tech.lgbt]

@jabronus
reminds me of a comedy skit i saw
“i never donating blood again! ever! the very second you walk in the door, just question after question ‘where’d you get it? why’s it in a bucket?’ do ya fuckin want it or don’t ya?!”

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@jabronus Where did….MY BLOOD GO?

[joscelyntransient@chaosfem.tw]

@jabronus WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BLOOD?! HOW LONG UNTIL I DIE WITHOUT IT????

[mynameistillian@plush.city]

@jabronus youtube clickbait thumbnail energy

[normjess@tech.lgbt]

@jabronus clearly it went to Transylvania

via the second biggest blood sucking capital; Washington D.C.

[mangochutney@social.lol]

@jabronus @rmondello I guess you can be glad that the delivery person is not a sparkly vampire.

[jellyfriend@plush.city]

@jabronus incredible