A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur
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@benroyce @salixsericea I’m just glad he didn’t outfit the thing with a leaf blower.
@edsullivan @salixsericea weed whacker! 🤭
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce oh dear, it's all happening again.
[Checks fuel in flamethrower, quietly hides in cupboard] -
A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
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@benroyce oh dear, it's all happening again.
[Checks fuel in flamethrower, quietly hides in cupboard]how do you hide in the cupboard?
nevermind, i admire the skill. i'm picking you for the team
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/satyre
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@macacator you can't refuse. you've chosen battle then

@benroyce THEN IT IS A BATTLE IT SHALL HAVE!
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@benroyce They really did themselves a disservice with the looks of it. This should be slapped with all the firefight department logos. And get rid of the damn horns. Other than that, it might actually be a pretty cool robot. Provided it works.
@AubreyDeLosDestinos @benroyce You can sit on it and hold its horns like you're riding a motorcycle.
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@AubreyDeLosDestinos @benroyce You can sit on it and hold its horns like you're riding a motorcycle.
@ElBeeToots @AubreyDeLosDestinos
you try first, i'll watch

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@plantagolabs @benroyce They are hand-made in a small village located deep upstream in the Uncanny Valley.
Or if not exactly hands, for they are certainly not hands in any form that a human would recognise as being hands, but they are still appendages that serve a similar function, for the strange creatures that control them.
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce I saw it three days ago, and thought it was the most heavy metal prop like the gigantic spider in the entrance of Hellfest on France

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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce it has a sheeps head! Nope, I'd hide
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i agree
he has been working in obscurity for 2 years on this
so we can say it's not manufactured and fake provocation, this is the dude's real deal
i would also entertain the notion he is completely authentic: he is not trying to get a reaction from us, that he sincerely believes he is delivering an honest product
so it's tongue-in-cheek art project or sincere work of a bizarre dude. but we both agree it's not fake bizarreness for the sake of media drama
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@benroyce a robot centaur with a chainsaw?
Fuck that.
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce That's an enemy from Doom.
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@benroyce That's an enemy from Doom.
yup
a vassago
id software released new official material for the original game, two years ago!
old guy here, i played through the new levels
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce this has to be a meek try at satire/sarcasm. It *has* to...
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i admire him
not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off
i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision
how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion
not this guy
and no investors
so the techbro accusations are invalid
he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it
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@benroyce this has to be a meek try at satire/sarcasm. It *has* to...
we've been discussing it
we've rejected the notion it's fake for the sake of media drama
he has no investors and has been working in obscurity on it for 2 years
so it is authentic
but authentic what?
is he an absurdist artist? or is he a sincere dude with a sincere vision, and the rest of us find his sincere vision a little off?
that's the question
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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (
) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaurSo I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little
Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

I don't think I'm being rescued
I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI
@benroyce Well, that's the other half of what @pluralistic is talking about.