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A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

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  • elbeetoots@mastodon.nlE elbeetoots@mastodon.nl

    @AubreyDeLosDestinos @benroyce You can sit on it and hold its horns like you're riding a motorcycle.

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    benroyce@mastodon.social
    wrote sidst redigeret af
    #100

    @ElBeeToots @AubreyDeLosDestinos

    you try first, i'll watch 😆

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    • xchaos@f.czX xchaos@f.cz

      @plantagolabs @benroyce They are hand-made in a small village located deep upstream in the Uncanny Valley.

      benaveling@mastodon.ieB This user is from outside of this forum
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      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #101

      Or if not exactly hands, for they are certainly not hands in any form that a human would recognise as being hands, but they are still appendages that serve a similar function, for the strange creatures that control them.

      @xChaos @plantagolabs @benroyce

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      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

        A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

        https://www.satyress.com/

        So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

        Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

        😵‍💫

        I don't think I'm being rescued

        I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

        epistomai@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
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        epistomai@mastodon.social
        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #102

        @benroyce I saw it three days ago, and thought it was the most heavy metal prop like the gigantic spider in the entrance of Hellfest on France 😆

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        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

          A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

          https://www.satyress.com/

          So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

          Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

          😵‍💫

          I don't think I'm being rescued

          I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

          florapis@toot.walesF This user is from outside of this forum
          florapis@toot.walesF This user is from outside of this forum
          florapis@toot.wales
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #103

          @benroyce it has a sheeps head! Nope, I'd hide

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          • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

            @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

            i agree

            he has been working in obscurity for 2 years on this

            so we can say it's not manufactured and fake provocation, this is the dude's real deal

            i would also entertain the notion he is completely authentic: he is not trying to get a reaction from us, that he sincerely believes he is delivering an honest product

            so it's tongue-in-cheek art project or sincere work of a bizarre dude. but we both agree it's not fake bizarreness for the sake of media drama

            guillotine_jones@beige.partyG This user is from outside of this forum
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            guillotine_jones@beige.party
            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #104

            @benroyce @fruchti
            I concur, Ben.
            And even anti-dystopian art can be serious and tongue-in-cheek at the same time.

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            • vwdasher@mymasto.comV vwdasher@mymasto.com

              @benroyce a robot centaur with a chainsaw?

              Fuck that.

              oyu_fka@mastodon.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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              oyu_fka@mastodon.social
              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #105

              @VWDasher @benroyce No, it's perfectly safe...as long as you have a gun or knife to shoot/stab it - apparently that will stop it in it's tracks, lol!

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              • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                https://www.satyress.com/

                So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                😵‍💫

                I don't think I'm being rescued

                I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                earwigplanet@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                earwigplanet@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                earwigplanet@mastodon.social
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #106

                @benroyce That's an enemy from Doom.

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                • earwigplanet@mastodon.socialE earwigplanet@mastodon.social

                  @benroyce That's an enemy from Doom.

                  benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                  benroyce@mastodon.social
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #107

                  @earwigplanet

                  yup

                  a vassago

                  id software released new official material for the original game, two years ago!

                  old guy here, i played through the new levels

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                  • oyu_fka@mastodon.socialO oyu_fka@mastodon.social

                    @VWDasher @benroyce No, it's perfectly safe...as long as you have a gun or knife to shoot/stab it - apparently that will stop it in it's tracks, lol!

                    benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                    benroyce@mastodon.social
                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #108

                    @Oyu_Fka @VWDasher 🥴

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                    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                      A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                      https://www.satyress.com/

                      So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                      Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                      😵‍💫

                      I don't think I'm being rescued

                      I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                      elbosso@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                      elbosso@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                      elbosso@mastodon.social
                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #109

                      @benroyce this has to be a meek try at satire/sarcasm. It *has* to...

                      benroyce@mastodon.socialB 1 Reply Last reply
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                      • guillotine_jones@beige.partyG guillotine_jones@beige.party

                        @benroyce @fruchti
                        I concur, Ben.
                        And even anti-dystopian art can be serious and tongue-in-cheek at the same time.

                        benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                        benroyce@mastodon.social
                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #110

                        @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                        i admire him

                        not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                        i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                        how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                        not this guy

                        and no investors

                        so the techbro accusations are invalid

                        he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                        markc568@beige.partyM crow@cville.onlineC guillotine_jones@beige.partyG 4 Replies Last reply
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                        • elbosso@mastodon.socialE elbosso@mastodon.social

                          @benroyce this has to be a meek try at satire/sarcasm. It *has* to...

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                          benroyce@mastodon.social
                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                          #111

                          @elbosso

                          we've been discussing it

                          we've rejected the notion it's fake for the sake of media drama

                          he has no investors and has been working in obscurity on it for 2 years

                          so it is authentic

                          but authentic what?

                          is he an absurdist artist? or is he a sincere dude with a sincere vision, and the rest of us find his sincere vision a little off?

                          that's the question

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                          • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                            A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                            https://www.satyress.com/

                            So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                            Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                            😵‍💫

                            I don't think I'm being rescued

                            I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                            semantikast@openbiblio.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                            semantikast@openbiblio.social
                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #112

                            @benroyce Well, that's the other half of what @pluralistic is talking about.

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                            • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                              @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                              i admire him

                              not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                              i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                              how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                              not this guy

                              and no investors

                              so the techbro accusations are invalid

                              he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                              markc568@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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                              markc568@beige.party
                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #113

                              @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti Kind of like this guy’s project to build a suit to withstand a bear attack

                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Grizzly_(film)

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                              • plantagolabs@mastodon.socialP plantagolabs@mastodon.social

                                @benroyce The safety features are just so bizarre. It can be equipped with extra large horns so it cannot go through standard doors, and the emergency stop is shooting at it with a gun.

                                This has to be made by a diabolical alliance between techbros and hillbillies.

                                florapis@toot.walesF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                florapis@toot.wales
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                                #114

                                @plantagolabs let's hope it doesn't learn that turning its head will solve the extra large horn problem @benroyce

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                                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                  @earwigplanet

                                  yup

                                  a vassago

                                  id software released new official material for the original game, two years ago!

                                  old guy here, i played through the new levels

                                  kelvin0mql@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  kelvin0mql@mastodon.social
                                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                                  #115

                                  @benroyce @earwigplanet

                                  Fond (& yet also unpleasant) memories from decades ago learning what Doom was.

                                  And yes, now I'm going to see if I can get it on SteamDeck.

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                                  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                    @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                                    i admire him

                                    not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                                    i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                                    how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                                    not this guy

                                    and no investors

                                    so the techbro accusations are invalid

                                    he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                                    crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
                                    crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
                                    crow@cville.online
                                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                                    #116

                                    @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti The look of the thing really makes me think it’s a piece of artwork, not a mechanism. Too smooth, too graceful looking. Compare to the legs on any iRobot device and they look aesthetically pleasing in comparison.

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                                    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                      A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                                      https://www.satyress.com/

                                      So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                                      Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                                      😵‍💫

                                      I don't think I'm being rescued

                                      I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                                      willi@bifrost.wurzerfamily.netW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      willi@bifrost.wurzerfamily.net
                                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                                      #117

                                      @benroyce I'm 100% sure it will be used for "crowd control" once the riots start.

                                      benroyce@mastodon.socialB 1 Reply Last reply
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                                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                        @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                                        i admire him

                                        not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                                        i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                                        how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                                        not this guy

                                        and no investors

                                        so the techbro accusations are invalid

                                        he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                                        crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
                                        crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
                                        crow@cville.online
                                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                                        #118

                                        @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti “and no investors.”

                                        The whole “designed to be easy to kill” really sinks this in. No one in tech will invest in a robot designed to be easily disabled.

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                                        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                          A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                                          https://www.satyress.com/

                                          So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                                          Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                                          😵‍💫

                                          I don't think I'm being rescued

                                          I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                                          mkoek@mastodon.nlM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          mkoek@mastodon.nl
                                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                                          #119

                                          @benroyce I was at a conference a few weeks back where they had cute little robot dogs walking around and even those freaked me out. Not ready for this future… 🙂

                                          benroyce@mastodon.socialB 1 Reply Last reply
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