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  3. A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

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  • guillotine_jones@beige.partyG guillotine_jones@beige.party

    @benroyce @fruchti
    I concur, Ben.
    And even anti-dystopian art can be serious and tongue-in-cheek at the same time.

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    #110

    @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

    i admire him

    not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

    i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

    how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

    not this guy

    and no investors

    so the techbro accusations are invalid

    he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

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    • elbosso@mastodon.socialE elbosso@mastodon.social

      @benroyce this has to be a meek try at satire/sarcasm. It *has* to...

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      #111

      @elbosso

      we've been discussing it

      we've rejected the notion it's fake for the sake of media drama

      he has no investors and has been working in obscurity on it for 2 years

      so it is authentic

      but authentic what?

      is he an absurdist artist? or is he a sincere dude with a sincere vision, and the rest of us find his sincere vision a little off?

      that's the question

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      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

        A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

        https://www.satyress.com/

        So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

        Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

        😵‍💫

        I don't think I'm being rescued

        I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

        semantikast@openbiblio.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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        #112

        @benroyce Well, that's the other half of what @pluralistic is talking about.

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        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

          @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

          i admire him

          not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

          i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

          how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

          not this guy

          and no investors

          so the techbro accusations are invalid

          he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

          markc568@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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          #113

          @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti Kind of like this guy’s project to build a suit to withstand a bear attack

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Grizzly_(film)

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          • plantagolabs@mastodon.socialP plantagolabs@mastodon.social

            @benroyce The safety features are just so bizarre. It can be equipped with extra large horns so it cannot go through standard doors, and the emergency stop is shooting at it with a gun.

            This has to be made by a diabolical alliance between techbros and hillbillies.

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            #114

            @plantagolabs let's hope it doesn't learn that turning its head will solve the extra large horn problem @benroyce

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            • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

              @earwigplanet

              yup

              a vassago

              id software released new official material for the original game, two years ago!

              old guy here, i played through the new levels

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              #115

              @benroyce @earwigplanet

              Fond (& yet also unpleasant) memories from decades ago learning what Doom was.

              And yes, now I'm going to see if I can get it on SteamDeck.

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              • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                i admire him

                not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                not this guy

                and no investors

                so the techbro accusations are invalid

                he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
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                #116

                @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti The look of the thing really makes me think it’s a piece of artwork, not a mechanism. Too smooth, too graceful looking. Compare to the legs on any iRobot device and they look aesthetically pleasing in comparison.

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                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                  A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                  https://www.satyress.com/

                  So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                  Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                  😵‍💫

                  I don't think I'm being rescued

                  I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                  willi@bifrost.wurzerfamily.netW This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #117

                  @benroyce I'm 100% sure it will be used for "crowd control" once the riots start.

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                  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                    @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                    i admire him

                    not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                    i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                    how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                    not this guy

                    and no investors

                    so the techbro accusations are invalid

                    he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                    crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #118

                    @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti “and no investors.”

                    The whole “designed to be easy to kill” really sinks this in. No one in tech will invest in a robot designed to be easily disabled.

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                    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                      A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                      https://www.satyress.com/

                      So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                      Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                      😵‍💫

                      I don't think I'm being rescued

                      I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                      mkoek@mastodon.nlM This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #119

                      @benroyce I was at a conference a few weeks back where they had cute little robot dogs walking around and even those freaked me out. Not ready for this future… 🙂

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                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                        @salixsericea

                        he's been at it for two years. no investors

                        that's one long con then

                        he articulates plausible reasons for the design choices (even the horns: he doesn't want it going indoors, he wants it to get stuck in doors)

                        "satyress" does sound like satire but it's a real word: it's a woman satyr

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyress

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                        #120

                        @benroyce I appreciate his engineering skills, and we can not expect every engineer to have the design chops of da Vinci. At the end of the day, this iron horsy girl isn't more ludicrous than, say, Elmo's two legged storm trooper robots.

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                        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                          @edsullivan @salixsericea weed whacker! 🤭

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                          #121

                          @benroyce @edsullivan Modify the head so it can graze! 😃

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                          • lcwander@toot.communityL lcwander@toot.community

                            @benroyce from the name it can be also satire, but at this point I am ready for anything.

                            "It's more dangerous than it looks" 🙀

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                            #122

                            @lcwander @benroyce satire or satyr?

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                            • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                              @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                              i admire him

                              not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                              i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                              how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                              not this guy

                              and no investors

                              so the techbro accusations are invalid

                              he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

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                              #123

                              @benroyce @fruchti
                              In my opinion, any douchbags who like this "Three Halves" rescue centaur are being trolled or punked or hoist with their own petard or whatever the current expression is.

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                              • crow@cville.onlineC crow@cville.online

                                @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti The look of the thing really makes me think it’s a piece of artwork, not a mechanism. Too smooth, too graceful looking. Compare to the legs on any iRobot device and they look aesthetically pleasing in comparison.

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                                #124

                                @crow @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                                i also think he really likes centaurs and satyrs

                                i mean, *really* likes them

                                zero judgment: everyone has their kink, just to be clear

                                but i have a good suspicion about what his porn folder looks like

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                                • fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.ukF fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk

                                  @lcwander @benroyce satire or satyr?

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                                  #125

                                  @fishidwardrobe @lcwander

                                  satyr satire

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                                  • salixsericea@mastodon.socialS salixsericea@mastodon.social

                                    @benroyce @edsullivan Modify the head so it can graze! 😃

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                                    #126

                                    @salixsericea @edsullivan

                                    metal functional canine teeth

                                    ...oh, you mean on grass

                                    🤭

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                                    • salixsericea@mastodon.socialS salixsericea@mastodon.social

                                      @benroyce I appreciate his engineering skills, and we can not expect every engineer to have the design chops of da Vinci. At the end of the day, this iron horsy girl isn't more ludicrous than, say, Elmo's two legged storm trooper robots.

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                                      #127

                                      @salixsericea ✅

                                      or those freaking dog things

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                                      • mkoek@mastodon.nlM mkoek@mastodon.nl

                                        @benroyce I was at a conference a few weeks back where they had cute little robot dogs walking around and even those freaked me out. Not ready for this future… 🙂

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                                        #128

                                        @mkoek

                                        about those little cute dogs... 😶

                                        https://www.military.com/daily-news/2024/10/01/army-has-sent-armed-robot-dog-middle-east-testing.html

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                                        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                          @Oyu_Fka @VWDasher 🥴

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                                          #129

                                          @benroyce @Oyu_Fka nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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