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  • theorangetheme@en.osm.townT theorangetheme@en.osm.town

    @alice Reminds me of this lol.

    alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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    #9

    @theorangetheme lmao! That one just came up in the video I'm watching πŸ˜‚

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    • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

      @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

      browse through if ya want a good laugh!

      msfjarvis@androiddev.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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      #10

      @fatiguedcherry @alice Opened the replies just to see if somebody had linked the subreddit πŸ˜„

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      • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

        @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

        browse through if ya want a good laugh!

        jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.alJ This user is from outside of this forum
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        jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al
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        #11

        @fatiguedcherry @alice Are these people real? They're just ragebaiting on various recipe sites, right? Right??

        If otherwise...Yikes.

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        • jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.alJ jcphoenix@mastodo.neoliber.al

          @fatiguedcherry @alice Are these people real? They're just ragebaiting on various recipe sites, right? Right??

          If otherwise...Yikes.

          fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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          fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social
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          #12

          @jcphoenix i can't say for certain, bc i personally don't cook, but they seem serious to me 😬

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          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

            Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

            "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

            "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

            "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

            ruari@velocipederider.comR This user is from outside of this forum
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            #13

            @alice sounds about right…

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            • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

              Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

              "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

              "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

              "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

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              #14

              @alice@lgbtqia.space this is why 1⭐ is better than 5⭐ reviews. If the reviews are stuff like that and nothing about the actual product/recipe, then you know it’s good.

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              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                introvertcatto@lgbtqia.spaceI This user is from outside of this forum
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                #15

                @alice this is satire but still funny.

                If you are interested you can watch it https://youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?si=AgocJt7HYaOxUnJ8

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                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                  Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                  "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                  "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                  "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                  eruonna@lgbtqia.spaceE This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #16

                  @alice
                  Unfortunately, Mastodon only allows me to leave one star on this toot.

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                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                    Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                    autisticplushy@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space
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                    #17

                    @alice There is a reddit for this xDDD

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                    • haikyoneko@famichiki.jpH haikyoneko@famichiki.jp

                      @alice try the podcast "your stupid opinions" for more stupid opinions, including calling the grand canyon "mid".

                      dandrumheller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #18

                      @Haikyoneko James and Jimmy are hilarious. I think nearly every natural wonder or historical site they've done has been 'mid'ed by someone! I'm hoping they do Stonehenge.

                      @alice

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                      • theorangetheme@en.osm.townT theorangetheme@en.osm.town

                        @alice Reminds me of this lol.

                        wonka@chaos.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #19

                        Why would they want to substitute people who are allergic? πŸ€ͺ

                        @theorangetheme @alice

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                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                          Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                          ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #20

                          @alice I always follow the recipe absolutely at least the first two times, after you got it then you can begin to play. And even in that case if I change something and it turns out horrible i know it's my fault.
                          That looks like people giving 1-star to places that were full and could not enter cause they had no reservation or they arrived when they were about to close.

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                          • fatiguedcherry@blorbo.socialF fatiguedcherry@blorbo.social

                            @alice this subreddit is a gold mine: https://www.reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeggs/

                            browse through if ya want a good laugh!

                            ghostdancer@mastodon.sdf.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #21

                            @fatiguedcherry @alice It's fantastic and depressing at the same time.

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                            • introvertcatto@lgbtqia.spaceI introvertcatto@lgbtqia.space

                              @alice this is satire but still funny.

                              If you are interested you can watch it https://youtu.be/72KADLQYfOM?si=AgocJt7HYaOxUnJ8

                              mikelovesbikes@hear-me.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #22

                              @introvertcatto @alice There's a whole subreddit dedicated to this: r/iDidntHaveEggs

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                              • mikelovesbikes@hear-me.socialM mikelovesbikes@hear-me.social

                                @introvertcatto @alice There's a whole subreddit dedicated to this: r/iDidntHaveEggs

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                                #23

                                @mikelovesbikes @alice I know, I got this from that sub

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                                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                  Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                                  "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                                  "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                                  "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                                  spjames@infosec.exchangeS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #24

                                  @alice

                                  My favourite 1-star review I saw on Amazon:

                                  It's a good spanner, but it didn't fit my nut.

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                                  • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                    Omg, 1-star recipe reviews are bonkers πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

                                    "I didn't follow any of the directions and it turned out terrible!" ⭐

                                    "I didn't have heavy cream, so I substituted mayo. It tasted weird." ⭐

                                    "This recipe looks so good, but I didn't try it because I'm allergic to peanuts." ⭐

                                    secretantelope@covertcreatures.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #25

                                    @alice
                                    So that's why my coffee tastes terrible.

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                                    • eruonna@lgbtqia.spaceE eruonna@lgbtqia.space

                                      @alice
                                      Unfortunately, Mastodon only allows me to leave one star on this toot.

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                                      #26

                                      @eruonna @alice look at me
                                      πŸ’ŒπŸ’˜πŸ’πŸ’–πŸ’—πŸ’“πŸ’žπŸ’•πŸ’Ÿβ£οΈπŸ’”β€οΈβ€πŸ”₯β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ήβ€οΈπŸ©·πŸ§‘πŸ’›πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ©΅πŸ’œπŸ€ŽπŸ–€πŸ©ΆπŸ€

                                      what do you mean there are no star? I count at least two

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                                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                        Like, if you know what you're doing, you can sub things, wing it, and still make something great. But if you don't know what you're doing, *follow the frickin' recipe!* πŸ’πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

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                                        #27

                                        @alice Years ago my lovely bride made mashed potatoes for dinner. "We ran out of milk so I tried something different..." PSA - French vanilla creamer is *not* a good substitute for milk in mashed potatoes. Thought my younger boy was going to hurl.
                                        And this is why I do the cooking in our house.

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                                        • ? GΓ¦st

                                          @alice@lgbtqia.space this is why 1⭐ is better than 5⭐ reviews. If the reviews are stuff like that and nothing about the actual product/recipe, then you know it’s good.

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                                          #28

                                          @twitchy ☝️

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