When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide I mean, would you even want to work there if they don’t think that’s a cute / funny / nerdy answer?
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide On an off-world colony, watching C-beams glitter.
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide on a hab, orbiting Miranda.
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide People still think there are at least 5 years left?!
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
They also get really upset when you respond "Looking through the selection of your office equipment at the public auction" for some reason.
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide yeah well how are you gonna get a job handing out sick bog quests if you don't self promote?
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide @ireneista This is very nearly a valid description of someone who hires contractors from the Google office in Mountain View (on the Shoreline wetlands)
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
"on your chair"
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide
So, project management. -
@evacide Everybody believes they are the hero of their own story.
Not me! I firmly recognize I am the NPC which you think is about to give you a main quest, but is really just there for flavor text.
me too. once in high school we were asked to write an essay(?) which film character fits us the most (with arguments of course)
in a star wars movie (cannot recall which) you saw two guys in the background cleaning a window.
i've never seen such a compassionate facial expression when teacher handed me the essay back
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@evacide I still recall when in perm world, end of year reviews - what are your targets for next year? to make it that I never have to fill out these poxy forms again…
Setup my own co 12 years ago
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide probably not, but now I have a new retirement goal, thanks!!!
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide what kind of boring ass jobs are you interviewing for?
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
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@evacide People still think there are at least 5 years left?!
@thriftwicker @evacide I see myself slowly losing a battle to mutant zombies as the food and ammo run out.
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide the same place I'm living currently
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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."
@evacide They also don't seem to like:
"Oh I se my self working completely for free for you, until you kill me off as Soylent green"
Then I'm suddenly being rude.
