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When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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  • ryan@m29.usR ryan@m29.us

    @evacide Everybody believes they are the hero of their own story.

    Not me! I firmly recognize I am the NPC which you think is about to give you a main quest, but is really just there for flavor text.

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    #19

    @ryan @evacide

    me too. once in high school we were asked to write an essay(?) which film character fits us the most (with arguments of course)

    in a star wars movie (cannot recall which) you saw two guys in the background cleaning a window.

    i've never seen such a compassionate facial expression when teacher handed me the essay back

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    • an0key@chaos.socialA an0key@chaos.social

      @evacide I still recall when in perm world, end of year reviews - what are your targets for next year? to make it that I never have to fill out these poxy forms again…

      Setup my own co 12 years ago 🤣

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      #20

      @an0key @evacide

      staying alive in the fist place

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      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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        #21

        @evacide probably not, but now I have a new retirement goal, thanks!!!

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        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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          #22

          @evacide what kind of boring ass jobs are you interviewing for?

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          • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

            When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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            #23

            @evacide

            Psssh.

            What does an interviewer know.

            Psssh, I say.

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            • thriftwicker@mastodon.socialT thriftwicker@mastodon.social

              @evacide People still think there are at least 5 years left?!

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              #24

              @thriftwicker @evacide I see myself slowly losing a battle to mutant zombies as the food and ammo run out.

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              • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                #25

                @evacide the same place I'm living currently 👻

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                • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                  When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                  #26

                  @evacide They also don't seem to like:

                  "Oh I se my self working completely for free for you, until you kill me off as Soylent green"

                  Then I'm suddenly being rude.

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                  • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                    When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                    #27

                    @evacide most likely in a mirror. That's where I've seen myself for most of my life, and I don't really expect that to change radically.

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                    • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                      When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                      #28

                      @evacide
                      When I got this question for the first time, I had just left highschool and waiting to get into college.
                      The interviewer said: ”Where do you see yourself in five years?”
                      I said: ”Well, at the last term of my college education I presume.”

                      *I don’t think that’s the answer you’re supposed to give…*

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                      • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                        When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                        #29

                        @evacide I guess I'll try "having wares if you have coin"?

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                        • evacide@hachyderm.ioE evacide@hachyderm.io

                          When the interviewer says "Where do you see yourself in five years?" It turns out you're not supposed to say "Living in a bog, handing out quests."

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                          #30

                          @evacide even when applying for the National Park Service or similar?

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                          • N neutronstar@infosec.exchange

                            @evacide
                            When I got this question for the first time, I had just left highschool and waiting to get into college.
                            The interviewer said: ”Where do you see yourself in five years?”
                            I said: ”Well, at the last term of my college education I presume.”

                            *I don’t think that’s the answer you’re supposed to give…*

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                            #31

                            @neutronstar @evacide there are no stupid answers, only dumb questions and this is one of them

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