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  • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

    The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

    #php

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    @rachel lol I can't anymore 😂 "Joe Tidy" that's just gotta be made up

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    • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

      The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

      #php

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      #22

      @rachel he's probably spent most of his career as a metaverse torso?

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      • hllizi@hespere.deH hllizi@hespere.de

        @rachel he's probably spent most of his career as a metaverse torso?

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        #23

        @rachel or it's just a lie to sound relatable to the millions who heard the name for the first time. Catering to the nerds probably isn't part of his job description.

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        • pikesley@mastodon.me.ukP pikesley@mastodon.me.uk

          @Nickiquote @rachel

          I am reminded of when a "tech journalist" (I think for the BBC, but my memory is hazy) discovered that WhatsApp groupchats have a limit of 1024 members, and rather than thinking "oh yes that's 2^10, nothing to see here", seemed genuinely puzzled why they'd picked such an arbitrary number

          Not knowing what PHP is, is arguably worse, but...

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          #24

          @Nickiquote @rachel

          "We sent our Cricket Correspondent to Lord's to cover the test match but most of his reporting consisted of 'The bowlers kept changing ends every six balls, I don't understand what's happening'"

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          • bashstkid@mastodon.onlineB bashstkid@mastodon.online

            @rachel Being Bloody Clueless.

            Imagine being called a military correspondent if your first piece to camera was “I’ve discovered these things called guns, they’re great, now listen to my opinions on wars”

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            #25

            @BashStKid @rachel

            I just filed a complaint about this. I asked which of the following they'd consider acceptable for a domain expert:

            Economics correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know put orders on stock trades existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

            Weather correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know El Niños existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

            Sports correspondent Joe Tidy says he didn't know the off-side rule existed until yesterday morning - it's "one of these things we take for granted", he says.

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            • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

              The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

              https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

              #php

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              #26

              @rachel my impostor syndrome goes better each day

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              • rachel@norfolk.socialR rachel@norfolk.social

                The BBC being absolutely on the button. Their Cyber correspondent had never even heard of php before? Really??? 🤦‍♀️

                https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ckgel5xp2xv9t

                #php

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                #27

                @rachel I'm kinda jealous (wish I didn't know PHP exists)

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