UK Prime Ministerial tenures since Milk-Snatcher Thatcher, approximated as lettuces

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@marjolica fluff free?

@kbm0

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@feijoa just realised Benny, you’re probably way ahead of me on this
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/milk-white-supremacy-racism_n_5bffad35e4b0864f4f6a3e28

@kbm0

[kbm0@mastodon.social]

@urlyman @feijoa Ah bollocks. Some racist always has to spoil it.

[feijoa@mastodon.org.uk]

@urlyman @kbm0 I was not aware, but spoilt milk fits even better than I had imagined. It works on so many levels.

[feijoa@mastodon.org.uk]

@kbm0 @urlyman From the archives... The political power of dairy.

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@feijoa putting the hurt into yoghurt

@kbm0

[feijoa@mastodon.org.uk]

@urlyman @kbm0

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

…Returns to remind you of the fine googly-eyed lettuce-work from Led By Donkeys https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrlx5yxr60o

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@WuMargaret easily done, and advisable. Sorry to unfurl painful memories

@kotaro

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

…And in the wise words of Rihanna:

Now that it’s rainin’ more than ever
Know that we’ll still have each other
When the lettuce has salmonella
When the lettuce has salmonella

Ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay

[shiawase@mastodon.social]

@kbm0 @urlyman
beansprouts?

[sadkitten@mastodon.social]

@urlyman how many lettuces for Larry ?

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@SadKitten probs prefers fish

[trashboypro@eldritch.cafe]

@urlyman I'm sorry but this is incorrect. The lettuce outluved Liz Truss' prime ministership.

[16bit@chaos.social]

@urlyman So, good News for the Farmer….

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@trashboypro hence the word ‘approximated’. And a 7-week old cut lettuce is for sure past its best

[staringatclouds@mstdn.social]

@urlyman I think we should limit politicians to 1 lettuce tenure from now on

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@staringatclouds I favour sortition over a cooler-box-constitution

[staringatclouds@mstdn.social]

@urlyman We can keep the lettuce in the cooler, brilliant!

Seconded

[urlyman@mastodon.social]

@16bit if they have a margin after the supermarkets have gouged them, I guess