This is the last thing you see before something bad happens.

[gimulnautti@mastodon.green]

@markarayner uh-huh

[wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social]

@markarayner "Gettting on the goose was free. Getting OFF the goose is gonna cost you $100."

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@markarayner

Swan Lake?

[regguy@mstdn.social]

@markarayner Reminds me of a situation where this little kid was going up to some baby geese, and I warned the parents to keep them away. They said he won't hurt them. Umm...yup, the mama goose went ballistic.

[doctormo@floss.social]

@markarayner

Duck!

[chessert@mastodon.online]

@RegGuy @markarayner

That’s how lasting childhood memories are made.

[schmidt_fu@mstdn.social]

@markarayner
WAT! You called *WHOM* a "lame duck"? WAAAT!!

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@markarayner

swans are dicks

[deepmud@mas.to]

@markarayner I laugh at geese and turkeys. I fear swans.

[black_flag@beige.party]

@markarayner Its always good to know the pecking order.

[denofearth@mas.to]

@markarayner
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[twoowls73@mastodon.scot]

@markarayner either that or they’re about to drop an absolute banger of an album.

[aoai@mastodon.online]

@markarayner Oh, thought, "I didn't know geese could use a selfie stick". Then something bad happens.

[timitii@mementomori.social]

@markarayner their dog mask is not fooling me again!

[inyan@kusaionara.tombies.eu]

@markarayner

[phillycodehound@indieweb.social]

@markarayner It means business!

[sherifflonestar@mastodon.social]

@markarayner

[riaresists@mastodon.social]

@chessert @RegGuy @markarayner

[ordradical@beige.party]

@markarayner
"You picked the wrong beach, mate."

[justbeep@social.tchncs.de]

@markarayner
YIKES!