@BobLefridge @passwordsarehard4 @swope @Nickiquote That’s pretty cool, actually.

@passwordsarehard4 @Nickiquote @BobLefridge @swope We can just switch to hydrogen. Nobody reads history anyway.

@Nickiquote The problem is that once you disembark nobody will take you seriously with that helium voice.

@RevXenoFact a picture of bill Murray as bob the weatherman from Groundhog Day standing in front of the strait of Hormuz saying the strait is closed again today. #alt4u

@koushiniku @lowqualityfacts the last one is not a “fun” fact though

@blogdiva I’m in my mid forties.

@catsalad Pressing myself flat against the bank vault wall, I close my eyes and squeeze my teleportation muscles tight. I feel a flash of heat, then a cool release. I made it through the 1cm thick steel sheet wall. Quickly, I pull the drill from my pocket, jack open safe deposit box number 216, grab the Wu Tang record, the sole copy, and as fast as I slipped in, I’m back out on the street.

@theleftistlawyer the rich can pay 1% of assets under management to wealth managers for uncertain returns. Spending an additional 1%AUM to fix the economy would probably lead to better returns.

So, um kegseth’s broker tried to buy a shit ton of defense stocks right before the start of the Iran attack? Even blackrock thought that was too suspicious. This is either extremely corrupt or another failure of SECDEF to keep his mouth shut about secrets. Probably both.