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  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

    Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

    zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
    zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
    zieg@twiukraine.com
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    #20

    @cstross is that OK that I can actually read and understand the whole instruction and the third sentence in particular?

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    • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

      @cstross Between two uzmeruyamu? Isn't Uzmeruyamu that anime horse-girl racing game?

      adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
      adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
      adamrice@c.im
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      #21

      @tezoatlipoca @cstross Surely that would be Umamusume (馬娘).

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      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

        Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

        D This user is from outside of this forum
        D This user is from outside of this forum
        drchaos@sauropods.win
        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #22

        @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

        noiseician@mastodon.worldN 1 Reply Last reply
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        • blotosmetek@circumstances.runB blotosmetek@circumstances.run

          @cstross I'm pretty sure the original was in Russian. "muhym" is misinterpreted "минут", ie. "minutes" (in handwriting Cyrillic и looks exactly like Latin u and н looks like n) etc.

          shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
          shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
          shadowdancer@mstdn.social
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #23

          @blotosmetek
          Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

          Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

          Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
          @cstross

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          • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC cadbury_moose@wandering.shop

            @cstross

            Real "Send three and fourpence we are going to a dance" energy there. Did someone dictate it into something set for the wrong language?

            Mayor Snorkum would approve.

            knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK This user is from outside of this forum
            knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK This user is from outside of this forum
            knitronomicon@mastodonapp.uk
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            #24

            @Cadbury_Moose @cstross

            Mayor Snorkum will bake a cake!

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            • shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS shadowdancer@mstdn.social

              @blotosmetek
              Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

              Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

              Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
              @cstross

              blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
              blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
              blotosmetek@circumstances.run
              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #25

              @shadowdancer @cstross exactly so! Probably with some effort, even with my very rusty Russian, I could recreate the original text…

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                saxicola@toot.communityS This user is from outside of this forum
                saxicola@toot.communityS This user is from outside of this forum
                saxicola@toot.community
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #26

                @cstross
                Item 5 does kinda make sense though.

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                • knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK knitronomicon@mastodonapp.uk

                  @Cadbury_Moose @cstross

                  Mayor Snorkum will bake a cake!

                  cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                  cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                  cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #27

                  @Knitronomicon @cstross

                  This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

                  cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC 1 Reply Last reply
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                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                    Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                    ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
                    ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
                    ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai
                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #28

                    @cstross

                    I’d like to see a logic chain on the pizza box instruction

                    Open before eating

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                    • mdm@mcnamarii.townM mdm@mcnamarii.town

                      @cstross Uh oh, I did 6 muhym, I hope I'll be okay

                      chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                      chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                      chillicampari@layer8.space
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                      #29

                      @mdm please do not the 6 muyhm @cstross

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                      • D drchaos@sauropods.win

                        @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

                        noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                        noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                        noiseician@mastodon.world
                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #30

                        @drchaos with a crude drawing of someone getting poked with a stick
                        @cstross

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                        • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC cadbury_moose@wandering.shop

                          @Knitronomicon @cstross

                          This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

                          cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                          cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                          cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
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                          #31

                          @Knitronomicon @cstross

                          Meanwhile, on BlueSky, Simon ‪(@thedenature.bsky.social‬) has noted:

                          A pachelbelsmech is armed with Pachelbel’s Canon.

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                          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                            Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                            m3t00@app.wafrn.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                            m3t00@app.wafrn.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                            m3t00@app.wafrn.net
                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #32

                            keep a sharp knife handy in case you need to cut it off

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                            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                              Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                              overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                              overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                              overflo@23.social
                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #33

                              @cstross

                              buddha said: DONT BE SO CAREFUL IN TIME OF DEATH!

                              ..and the monk was enlightened.

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