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  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

    Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

    paulk@writing.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
    paulk@writing.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
    paulk@writing.exchange
    wrote sidst redigeret af
    #16

    @cstross Being careful in time of death is overrated anyway, but the pacclabmech... really? That's too much.

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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

      xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
      xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
      xs4me2@mastodon.social
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #17

      @cstross

      Sigh....

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      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

        Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

        eedly@mindly.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
        eedly@mindly.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
        eedly@mindly.social
        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #18

        @cstross Don't be so careful in time of death. Do you want to muhym forever?

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

          Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

          grumpydad@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
          grumpydad@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
          grumpydad@infosec.exchange
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #19

          @cstross I think I just had a stroke.

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          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

            Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

            zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
            zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
            zieg@twiukraine.com
            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #20

            @cstross is that OK that I can actually read and understand the whole instruction and the third sentence in particular?

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            • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

              @cstross Between two uzmeruyamu? Isn't Uzmeruyamu that anime horse-girl racing game?

              adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
              adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
              adamrice@c.im
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              #21

              @tezoatlipoca @cstross Surely that would be Umamusume (馬娘).

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                D This user is from outside of this forum
                D This user is from outside of this forum
                drchaos@sauropods.win
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #22

                @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

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                • blotosmetek@circumstances.runB blotosmetek@circumstances.run

                  @cstross I'm pretty sure the original was in Russian. "muhym" is misinterpreted "минут", ie. "minutes" (in handwriting Cyrillic и looks exactly like Latin u and н looks like n) etc.

                  shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                  shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                  shadowdancer@mstdn.social
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                  #23

                  @blotosmetek
                  Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

                  Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

                  Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
                  @cstross

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                  • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC cadbury_moose@wandering.shop

                    @cstross

                    Real "Send three and fourpence we are going to a dance" energy there. Did someone dictate it into something set for the wrong language?

                    Mayor Snorkum would approve.

                    knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK This user is from outside of this forum
                    knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK This user is from outside of this forum
                    knitronomicon@mastodonapp.uk
                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #24

                    @Cadbury_Moose @cstross

                    Mayor Snorkum will bake a cake!

                    cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC 1 Reply Last reply
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                    • shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS shadowdancer@mstdn.social

                      @blotosmetek
                      Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

                      Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

                      Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
                      @cstross

                      blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
                      blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
                      blotosmetek@circumstances.run
                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #25

                      @shadowdancer @cstross exactly so! Probably with some effort, even with my very rusty Russian, I could recreate the original text…

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                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                        Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                        saxicola@toot.communityS This user is from outside of this forum
                        saxicola@toot.communityS This user is from outside of this forum
                        saxicola@toot.community
                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #26

                        @cstross
                        Item 5 does kinda make sense though.

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                        • knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK knitronomicon@mastodonapp.uk

                          @Cadbury_Moose @cstross

                          Mayor Snorkum will bake a cake!

                          cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                          cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                          cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
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                          #27

                          @Knitronomicon @cstross

                          This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

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                          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                            Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                            ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
                            ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
                            ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai
                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #28

                            @cstross

                            I’d like to see a logic chain on the pizza box instruction

                            Open before eating

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                            • mdm@mcnamarii.townM mdm@mcnamarii.town

                              @cstross Uh oh, I did 6 muhym, I hope I'll be okay

                              chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                              chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                              chillicampari@layer8.space
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                              #29

                              @mdm please do not the 6 muyhm @cstross

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                              • D drchaos@sauropods.win

                                @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

                                noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                                noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                                noiseician@mastodon.world
                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #30

                                @drchaos with a crude drawing of someone getting poked with a stick
                                @cstross

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                                • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC cadbury_moose@wandering.shop

                                  @Knitronomicon @cstross

                                  This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

                                  cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                  cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                  cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
                                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                                  #31

                                  @Knitronomicon @cstross

                                  Meanwhile, on BlueSky, Simon ‪(@thedenature.bsky.social‬) has noted:

                                  A pachelbelsmech is armed with Pachelbel’s Canon.

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                                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                    Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                                    m3t00@app.wafrn.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                                    m3t00@app.wafrn.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                                    m3t00@app.wafrn.net
                                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                                    #32

                                    keep a sharp knife handy in case you need to cut it off

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                                    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                      Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                                      overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                      overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                      overflo@23.social
                                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                                      #33

                                      @cstross

                                      buddha said: DONT BE SO CAREFUL IN TIME OF DEATH!

                                      ..and the monk was enlightened.

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