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  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

    Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

    grumpydad@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
    grumpydad@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
    grumpydad@infosec.exchange
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    #19

    @cstross I think I just had a stroke.

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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

      zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
      zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
      zieg@twiukraine.com
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #20

      @cstross is that OK that I can actually read and understand the whole instruction and the third sentence in particular?

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      • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

        @cstross Between two uzmeruyamu? Isn't Uzmeruyamu that anime horse-girl racing game?

        adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
        adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
        adamrice@c.im
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        #21

        @tezoatlipoca @cstross Surely that would be Umamusume (馬娘).

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

          Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

          D This user is from outside of this forum
          D This user is from outside of this forum
          drchaos@sauropods.win
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #22

          @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

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          • blotosmetek@circumstances.runB blotosmetek@circumstances.run

            @cstross I'm pretty sure the original was in Russian. "muhym" is misinterpreted "минут", ie. "minutes" (in handwriting Cyrillic и looks exactly like Latin u and н looks like n) etc.

            shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
            shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
            shadowdancer@mstdn.social
            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #23

            @blotosmetek
            Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

            Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

            Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
            @cstross

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            • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC cadbury_moose@wandering.shop

              @cstross

              Real "Send three and fourpence we are going to a dance" energy there. Did someone dictate it into something set for the wrong language?

              Mayor Snorkum would approve.

              knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK This user is from outside of this forum
              knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK This user is from outside of this forum
              knitronomicon@mastodonapp.uk
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              #24

              @Cadbury_Moose @cstross

              Mayor Snorkum will bake a cake!

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              • shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS shadowdancer@mstdn.social

                @blotosmetek
                Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

                Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

                Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
                @cstross

                blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
                blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
                blotosmetek@circumstances.run
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #25

                @shadowdancer @cstross exactly so! Probably with some effort, even with my very rusty Russian, I could recreate the original text…

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                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                  Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                  saxicola@toot.communityS This user is from outside of this forum
                  saxicola@toot.communityS This user is from outside of this forum
                  saxicola@toot.community
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #26

                  @cstross
                  Item 5 does kinda make sense though.

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                  • knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK knitronomicon@mastodonapp.uk

                    @Cadbury_Moose @cstross

                    Mayor Snorkum will bake a cake!

                    cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                    cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                    cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #27

                    @Knitronomicon @cstross

                    This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

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                    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                      Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                      ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
                      ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
                      ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai
                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #28

                      @cstross

                      I’d like to see a logic chain on the pizza box instruction

                      Open before eating

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                      • mdm@mcnamarii.townM mdm@mcnamarii.town

                        @cstross Uh oh, I did 6 muhym, I hope I'll be okay

                        chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                        chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                        chillicampari@layer8.space
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                        #29

                        @mdm please do not the 6 muyhm @cstross

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                        • D drchaos@sauropods.win

                          @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

                          noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                          noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                          noiseician@mastodon.world
                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                          #30

                          @drchaos with a crude drawing of someone getting poked with a stick
                          @cstross

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                          • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC cadbury_moose@wandering.shop

                            @Knitronomicon @cstross

                            This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

                            cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                            cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                            cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
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                            #31

                            @Knitronomicon @cstross

                            Meanwhile, on BlueSky, Simon ‪(@thedenature.bsky.social‬) has noted:

                            A pachelbelsmech is armed with Pachelbel’s Canon.

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                            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                              Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                              m3t00@app.wafrn.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                              m3t00@app.wafrn.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                              m3t00@app.wafrn.net
                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #32

                              keep a sharp knife handy in case you need to cut it off

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                              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                                overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                overflo@23.social
                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #33

                                @cstross

                                buddha said: DONT BE SO CAREFUL IN TIME OF DEATH!

                                ..and the monk was enlightened.

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