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  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

    Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

    eedly@mindly.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
    eedly@mindly.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
    eedly@mindly.social
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    #18

    @cstross Don't be so careful in time of death. Do you want to muhym forever?

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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

      grumpydad@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
      grumpydad@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
      grumpydad@infosec.exchange
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #19

      @cstross I think I just had a stroke.

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      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

        Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

        zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
        zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
        zieg@twiukraine.com
        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #20

        @cstross is that OK that I can actually read and understand the whole instruction and the third sentence in particular?

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        • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

          @cstross Between two uzmeruyamu? Isn't Uzmeruyamu that anime horse-girl racing game?

          adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
          adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
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          #21

          @tezoatlipoca @cstross Surely that would be Umamusume (馬娘).

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          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

            Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

            D This user is from outside of this forum
            D This user is from outside of this forum
            drchaos@sauropods.win
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            #22

            @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

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            • blotosmetek@circumstances.runB blotosmetek@circumstances.run

              @cstross I'm pretty sure the original was in Russian. "muhym" is misinterpreted "минут", ie. "minutes" (in handwriting Cyrillic и looks exactly like Latin u and н looks like n) etc.

              shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
              shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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              #23

              @blotosmetek
              Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

              Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

              Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
              @cstross

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              • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC cadbury_moose@wandering.shop

                @cstross

                Real "Send three and fourpence we are going to a dance" energy there. Did someone dictate it into something set for the wrong language?

                Mayor Snorkum would approve.

                knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK This user is from outside of this forum
                knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK This user is from outside of this forum
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                #24

                @Cadbury_Moose @cstross

                Mayor Snorkum will bake a cake!

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                • shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS shadowdancer@mstdn.social

                  @blotosmetek
                  Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

                  Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

                  Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
                  @cstross

                  blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
                  blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
                  blotosmetek@circumstances.run
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                  #25

                  @shadowdancer @cstross exactly so! Probably with some effort, even with my very rusty Russian, I could recreate the original text…

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                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                    Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                    saxicola@toot.communityS This user is from outside of this forum
                    saxicola@toot.communityS This user is from outside of this forum
                    saxicola@toot.community
                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #26

                    @cstross
                    Item 5 does kinda make sense though.

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                    • knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK knitronomicon@mastodonapp.uk

                      @Cadbury_Moose @cstross

                      Mayor Snorkum will bake a cake!

                      cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                      cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                      cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
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                      #27

                      @Knitronomicon @cstross

                      This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

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                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                        Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                        ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
                        ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
                        ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai
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                        #28

                        @cstross

                        I’d like to see a logic chain on the pizza box instruction

                        Open before eating

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                        • mdm@mcnamarii.townM mdm@mcnamarii.town

                          @cstross Uh oh, I did 6 muhym, I hope I'll be okay

                          chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                          chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #29

                          @mdm please do not the 6 muyhm @cstross

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                          • D drchaos@sauropods.win

                            @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

                            noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                            noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                            noiseician@mastodon.world
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                            #30

                            @drchaos with a crude drawing of someone getting poked with a stick
                            @cstross

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                            • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC cadbury_moose@wandering.shop

                              @Knitronomicon @cstross

                              This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

                              cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                              cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                              cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
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                              #31

                              @Knitronomicon @cstross

                              Meanwhile, on BlueSky, Simon ‪(@thedenature.bsky.social‬) has noted:

                              A pachelbelsmech is armed with Pachelbel’s Canon.

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                              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                                m3t00@app.wafrn.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                                m3t00@app.wafrn.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                                m3t00@app.wafrn.net
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                                #32

                                keep a sharp knife handy in case you need to cut it off

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                                • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                  Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                                  overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                  overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                  overflo@23.social
                                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                                  #33

                                  @cstross

                                  buddha said: DONT BE SO CAREFUL IN TIME OF DEATH!

                                  ..and the monk was enlightened.

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