But how do I become clam?
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But how do I become clam?
@sus is the water calm?
Seriously if the water can't be calm, how in the name of Poseidon can I be calm.
Speaking of The Big P, that guy could do with a little "Enhanced Calm" 'eh? I bet he's got the Three Seashells future out, maybe even five or six. Dude should be super calm.Yet... this is what we got.
And I'm the one who needs to be calm‽
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But how do I become clam?
@sus mollusk I explain everything?
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Shut up while irritated by something small and grow a pearl?
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But how do I become clam?
@sus This does seem problematic. Everything turns to crab, but I've never heard of anything turning to clam.
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But how do I become clam?
we share 50-70% of our DNA with clams
you are already mostly essence of clam
manifest your inner clam
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@idlestate @sus everything eventually goes sideways.
️@emma @idlestate @sus Now I can't stop singing the Smothers Brothers' "Crabs Walk Sideways," for which I thank you dearly because it was a song my beloved (and departed) mom sang to me as a child.
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But how do I become clam?
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Step 1: Do not have an emergency while not clam.
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Step one, get in the water
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But how do I become clam?
"immediately shut your shell, which triggers the alarm"
The water quality monitoring clams in Warsaw, Poland.
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@sus Shut up while irritated by something small and grow a pearl?
@howtophil If this worked, I'd be spitting out pearls at the speed of a machine gun.
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@sus Step one, get in the water
@farah Honestly that is probably the emergency that is happening on a boat so i cannot disagree
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But how do I become clam?
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@emma @idlestate @sus Now I can't stop singing the Smothers Brothers' "Crabs Walk Sideways," for which I thank you dearly because it was a song my beloved (and departed) mom sang to me as a child.
@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus ah another CBS show cancelled to appease a violent goon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAY7MwJ2aM
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@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus ah another CBS show cancelled to appease a violent goon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAY7MwJ2aM
@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus and you can tell why Nixon and the South were losing their shit about their show.
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@DrSaucy @idlestate @sus ah another CBS show cancelled to appease a violent goon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPAY7MwJ2aM
@emma @idlestate @sus My mom first taught me the "Sally & Herman" song a day or two after she back-handed my aunt across the mouth for responding to my inquiry about the name for a Brazil nut as "N-word toe"
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Just remember, if there's an otter or yinglet nearby, that just gets you into a different predicament.
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we share 50-70% of our DNA with clams
you are already mostly essence of clam
manifest your inner clam
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Then whatever happens, you'll be happy as a clam!
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But how do I become clam?
@sus Ivar's seafood restaurants in Seattle have the motto "Keep Clam" (and other o-fish-ally bad puns)
