we're debating the masculinity of different salads now

[catswhocode@twoot.site]

@Taweret i like my salad like i like my men, cheesy and ranchy

[josh0@babka.social]

@aud @Taweret damn my brain immediately finding a reason to explain ehy this would be so…

[radicalrobit@laserdisc.party]

@Taweret swap those pine nuts with toasted walnuts and you got one hell of a fucking salad right there

[josh0@babka.social]

@Thomas @Taweret table side Caesar is awesome! As long as they don’t skimp on the anchovies!

[duchessofsnork@musicians.today]

@brooke @Taweret Its honestly better than the button test

Would you rather eat this salad or hit yourself in the head with a rock?

Salad? You're a woman or non binary person

[lapis@elekk.xyz]

@Taweret fellas is it gay to order a caesar salad

you're literally ordering a salad named after a guy who got penetrated with knives multiple times

[aizuchi@hachyderm.io]

@Thomas @Taweret yup, very ignorant white guy coded. “I thought i was thinking about Rome, eating this! ”

[unlofl@mstdn.social]

@coriander @Taweret I'm amazed this isn't in the thread yet: it's only gay to toss a salad

[josh0@babka.social]

@lapis @Taweret penetrated repeatedly by his best male associates, no less!

[cherizilla@hypertext.monster]

@Taweret Chat, I found a punchcard for Sweetgreen in my boyfriend's wallet and he didn't even deny it! He's been experimenting with kale, and I've been crying all day. Should I buy another floral-print maxi dress?

[lapis@elekk.xyz]

@josh0 @Taweret SCANDALOUS

[disorderlyf@todon.eu]

@Taweret What's the most feminine salad then?

[jsadow@c18.masto.host]

@cherizilla @Taweret

https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster/video/7502493217489800491

[taweret@timeloop.cafe]

@disorderlyf Watermelon feta mint

[liferstate@mas.to]

@Taweret This is such a weird take because the Caesar salad was specifically invented as a salad that Real Men️ could order with pride.

[atreyu@jorts.horse]

@cherizilla @Taweret
A new floral print maxi drss is always a god idea!

[aplundell@timeloop.cafe]

@Taweret Ok, but where does "Candle Salad" land on the salad gender spectrum?

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@aud @Taweret Yes, as it involves placing items that exist in the same universe as penises in your mouth. Real hetero-alpha men blend their own total parenteral nutrition suspension and inject it intravenously. Using a fluid pump powered by a cordless drill. Order your NutriBlast MaxPower TPN powder base now, and never eat gay again.

[aud@fire.asta.lgbt]

@log@mastodon.sdf.org @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and the color of this nutritious, delicious, suspension. It's straight colored, right? None of that rainbow shit? Just good, pure, heterosexual off white?

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@aud @Taweret It comes in lily white and tactical black.