Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the tone shift between the nonsense slop of the images and the ultra legalese of the text is just incredible

@jonny check this out

[dev@discuss.systems]

@ricci Ed is awesome but I think he got there before me

[inthehands@hachyderm.io]

@ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev @jonny

Surely different authors: the first tasked with pitching, the second tasked with correctness sufficient for legal CYA

[semifor@ack.nerdfight.online]

@twifkak @dev Make the bubble bigger.

[mcc@mastodon.social]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev As long as the goose can keep laying golden eggs, it doesn't matter whether golden eggs are a thing you need or not

[billyjoebowers@mastodon.online]

@dev

WTF am I looking at? I followed the link, it made it worse.

[eswag@dju.social]

@regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dan @dev

"Plant the tomatoes on whose land, Nick? Whose land?"

PS: Land ownership is a concept with some interesting looking challenges from Georgist economics. I like the notion of abolishing it and supporting ownership-like land use by renting land from everyone else.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgism

[divverent@misskey.de]

@dev@discuss.systems Need a goose version of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZkB11pO9R8. The presentation already gives... ideas.

[seyner@social.tchncs.de]

@dev As long as the shareholders don't lay the eggs themselves, the Goose Value is 74

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@ricci
@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev
Egg count: illustrative representation of shareholder value

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@jonny @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev why are we doing LoC and cookies and trumpets when the real indication of shareholder value was sitting right under a goose's ass this whole time

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@dan @ricci @regehr @dev I don't know but I can only hope they also cite the Chicken paper.

[snoopj@hachyderm.io]

@dan @ricci @regehr @dev leading to the classic problem of in which order to list the citations. Which comes first, the Chicken, or the Egg?

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@SnoopJ @dan @regehr @dev if you pick the wrong order the snake is venomous

[dev@discuss.systems]

@ricci @SnoopJ @dan @regehr https://youtu.be/sFv97ICWP0A

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@ricci @jonny @SnoopJ @dan @dev smeared with a bit of goose shit, obv

[regehr@mastodon.social]

@dev @ricci @SnoopJ @dan omg I had forgotten about this

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@ricci
@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev
So, given how we are looking for a rebrand, what can we do with Value Goose and Egg Pipelining and Factory Surgery

[zdl@gamerplus.org]

@dev Someone read the tale of the goose who laid the golden eggs and missed the point entirely, I see.

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@dev

What the Hell did I just read?