Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@ricci
@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev
So, given how we are looking for a rebrand, what can we do with Value Goose and Egg Pipelining and Factory Surgery

[zdl@gamerplus.org]

@dev Someone read the tale of the goose who laid the golden eggs and missed the point entirely, I see.

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@dev

What the Hell did I just read?

[bearbob@hachyderm.io]

@regehr @dan @dev this will bring me through the day

[bcasiello@floss.social]

@srxl @dev https://xkcd.com/3260/

[enobacon@urbanists.social]

@mcc @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the actual value comes from belief that the eggs are golden. The Golden Egg factory was inside us all along.

[argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org]

@dev

Heh. They visualized the golden goose.

[lexyeen@plush.city]

@dev instructions unclear, feathers and viscera are everywhere and i don't have any golden eggs at all

[dunhamsteve@mathstodon.xyz]

@dev I've seen what geese create and learned to watch where I am stepping.

[n0toose@chaos.social]

@dev since the presentation of Softbank for the next 300 years they keep cooking

[glyph@mastodon.social]

@ricci @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev some of these are footnotes, not citations! “assuming 1T JPY per egg” is original research …

This IS the best slide deck of all time

[log@mastodon.sdf.org]

@RyeNCode @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev 000: GOOSE_EGGS

[nondailychickens@toot.io]

@dev
Forget the goose

What is my value?

[catsnfats@mastodon.world]

@srxl @dev I mean, this projection would be logical based on goose value alone, but they will clearly flood the golden egg market. Leading to a crash. Omg Humpty Dumpty origin story?!

[dev@discuss.systems]

@nondailychickens omg

[imyxh@weirder.earth]

omg softbank has a brand tld??

[bonkers@nerdculture.de]

@aud @lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman eggsets are in the ministry of victory, wrong department

[daiversity@kind.social]

@dev
I couldn't resist 🤭

[shadow53@floss.social]

@aburka
Wife requested I make this

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

[ricci@discuss.systems]

@shadow53 @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the gooseposting will continue until value improves