Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.
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@jonny@neuromatch.social @nev@status.nevillepark.ca @dev@discuss.systems are they... are they just now discovering the idea of "labor creates the value" but through GooseSlop?...
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@SnoopJ@hachyderm.io @regehr@mastodon.social @dan@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems and yet... goose not valued : (
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev Aww, I value you, goose. :3
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@secretasianman they read the story of the golden goose, and were like, “ah I get the moral of the story, it is bad they didn’t have market speculation on the value of the goose “
@dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl all my goose. unvalued : (
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev wut
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@ricci@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl we crack that baby open, and finally, an infinite supply of something! this is the most rational market ever!
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev@discuss.systems SoftBank keeps coming up with bangers
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@ricci@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl we crack that baby open, and finally, an infinite supply of something! this is the most rational market ever!
@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmani hope there was a slide on hedging that talked about not putting all your eggs in one [investor money thing]
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There's an Isaac Asimov story about this.
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There's an Isaac Asimov story about this.
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev The whole pdf thing is a feverdream.
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@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmani hope there was a slide on hedging that talked about not putting all your eggs in one [investor money thing]
@lina @aud @dev @secretasianman don't put all your eggs in one goose
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@lina @aud @dev @secretasianman don't put all your eggs in one goose
@ricci@discuss.systems @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl and don't goose the basket what holds the eggs
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@ricci@discuss.systems @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl and don't goose the basket what holds the eggs
@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmanan egg saved is an egg for later
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@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmanan egg saved is an egg for later
@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl bit of an egg pincher, that one.
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@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmanan egg saved is an egg for later
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@dev @ricci @secretasianmanme walking into the kitchen and seeing my partner making an omelette: "NOOOO MY ASSETS!"
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev YES! As an owner of small company myself, i have been trying to talk to my shareholders about this terrible mistake. Goose was not valued (was nil) because she was written in a language without algebraic data types. While if Goose was written in Rust as it should, it would be Option<T>. That's why we moved to Ferrogoose and we are back on Q3 honking deliverables.
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@dev @ricci @secretasianmanme walking into the kitchen and seeing my partner making an omelette: "NOOOO MY ASSETS!"
@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl more like EGGSETS
cause theyr'e... anyway, sorry you're broke now
something something I ate the eggs that were in your icetirement account. Forgive me, they were so cold and valued, etc, etc... -
Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev its interesting to see the robotics bubble also get acknowledged. Those humanoid robots in the illustration have no use case. Roboticists fear the next AI winter will also be a robotics winter. Non-humanoid robots are actually useful, so maybe they'll escape it.
