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  • lina@neuromatch.socialL lina@neuromatch.social

    @aud
    @dev @ricci @secretasianman

    can we put on a conference where we pretend to be CEOs and just give batshit presentations to each other? every talk is a keynote including lightning keynotes and keynote workshops and keynote posters

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    #56

    @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl YES

    I'd invent a golden egg into that

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    • aud@fire.asta.lgbtA aud@fire.asta.lgbt

      @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl bit of an egg pincher, that one.

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      #57

      @aud @lina @dev @ricci bigger than before

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      • lina@neuromatch.socialL lina@neuromatch.social

        @aud
        @dev @ricci @secretasianman

        can we put on a conference where we pretend to be CEOs and just give batshit presentations to each other? every talk is a keynote including lightning keynotes and keynote workshops and keynote posters

        ricci@discuss.systemsR This user is from outside of this forum
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        #58

        @lina @aud @dev @secretasianman you mean an NFT conference?

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        • joshmillard@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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          #59

          @dev really failing to honor their heritage if they didn't also at some point show a blue egg and explain that it was bigger than before

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          • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

            Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

            https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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            #60

            @dev basic concepts from Capital, reinterpreted through MBAs using crayons and powerpoint templates

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            • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

              @lina @aud @dev @secretasianman you mean an NFT conference?

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              #61

              @ricci
              @aud @dev @secretasianman

              but like a parody so that it's funny instead of depressing

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                #62

                @dev good grief I hope that goose is ok

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                • lina@neuromatch.socialL lina@neuromatch.social

                  @ricci
                  @aud @dev @secretasianman

                  but like a parody so that it's funny instead of depressing

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                  #63

                  @lina@neuromatch.social @ricci@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl we should also not use intense UV lighting for our rave.

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                  • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                    Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                    https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                    #64

                    @dev I took a finance class in grad school to satisfy an obscure requirement and it was roughly on this level.

                    But with worse graphics.

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                      #65

                      @neoluddite @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev #ourgeesewillNOTbecooked

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                      • celesteh@hachyderm.ioC celesteh@hachyderm.io

                        @ireneista @dev

                        There's an Isaac Asimov story about this.

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                        #66

                        @celesteh @ireneista @dev also shows up in @cstross 's singularity sky

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                        • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                          Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                          https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                          #67

                          @dev seize the fowl of production ⚒️

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                          • aud@fire.asta.lgbtA aud@fire.asta.lgbt

                            @lina@neuromatch.social @ricci@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl we should also not use intense UV lighting for our rave.

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                            #68

                            @aud
                            @dev @ricci @secretasianman

                            but all my kandi is uranium glass!

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                              #69

                              @ricci @dev @secretasianman gootures

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                              • lina@neuromatch.socialL lina@neuromatch.social

                                @aud
                                @dev @ricci @secretasianman

                                but all my kandi is uranium glass!

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                                #70

                                @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl awwww yeah, PLUTONIUM RAVE TIME AT THE OLD POWER PLANT!

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                                • aud@fire.asta.lgbtA aud@fire.asta.lgbt

                                  @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl awwww yeah, PLUTONIUM RAVE TIME AT THE OLD POWER PLANT!

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                                  #71

                                  @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl down at the ol' atom mill

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                                  • aud@fire.asta.lgbtA aud@fire.asta.lgbt

                                    @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl down at the ol' atom mill

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                                    #72

                                    @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl megaton dynamite rave, if you will

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                                    • funkula@goblin.campF funkula@goblin.camp

                                      @celesteh @ireneista @dev also shows up in @cstross 's singularity sky

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                                      #73

                                      @celesteh @ireneista @dev @cstross but without the radiation being disposed anywhere other than the fragile bodies of peasants

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                                      • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                                        Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                                        https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                                        #74

                                        @dev Theese slides convinced me that using AI is the new acid trip.

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                                        • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                                          Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                                          https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                                          #75

                                          @dev
                                          Hell yeah

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