Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

[mostlyblindgamer@dragonscave.space]

@SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the funny thing is this is actually an unintentionally good worker’s rights meme. It’s also a fever dream, but I that’s just saying the quiet part out loud.

[garbrys@dragonchat.org]

@dev It's a new flavor of deep fried humor

[ludicity@mastodon.sprawl.club]

@twilliability @dev I have no idea what the fuck to say about this

It was the goose that created the value

[gnate@ohai.social]

@SnoopJ Absent the power to keep laying eggs, the value of the goose becomes apparent over 4 hours or so around 300 degrees. @regehr @dan @dev

[tealeg@mastodon.online]

@dev Goose was not valued!

[twilliability@genart.social]

@ludicity i think this teaches me that having a certain amount of wealth relieves people of the need for self-respect

[alsvha@sunny.garden]

@dev ....... I feel like I missed out on a load of drug usage by dropping the economics field.

[bweller@mstdn.social]

@dev there will be goose