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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.

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  • liquor_american@universeodon.comL This user is from outside of this forum
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    #121

    @srxl @dev 14x? Why not 144x? Or more?

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    • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

      Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

      https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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      #122

      @dev

      I'm heading to the park. Gonna get me a couple of geese.

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      • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

        Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

        https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

        rachelthornsub@famichiki.jpR This user is from outside of this forum
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        #123

        @dev I really need to extract myself from Softbank. That CEO is well on the way to becoming a Japanese Musk.

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        • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

          @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

          mbridegam@federate.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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          #124

          @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

          But whose eggs are they? WHOSE?

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          • freakazoid@retro.socialF freakazoid@retro.social

            @Tiempo @dev This is a perfectly average Softbank slide deck. If you don't believe me, take a look at https://group.softbank/system/files/pdf/philosophy/vision/next30/press_20100625_01_en.pdf

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            #125

            @freakazoid @dev
            I totally believe you, that is what makes it really cursed

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            • mbridegam@federate.socialM mbridegam@federate.social

              @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

              But whose eggs are they? WHOSE?

              aburka@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
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              #126

              @MBridegam @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the syndicate makes the profit but everybody has a share

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              • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                #127

                @dev
                I've never done cocaine, but I'm convinced this is probably what it must feel like.

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                • snoopj@hachyderm.ioS snoopj@hachyderm.io

                  @regehr @dan @dev thank you for linking the deck this is amazing boomer brainrot

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                  #128

                  @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev I'm a boomer by dint of birth placement. This isn't attributable to me.

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                  • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

                    @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

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                    #129

                    @aburka “Il faut imaginer que l'oie est heureuse.”

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                    • regehr@mastodon.socialR regehr@mastodon.social

                      @aburka @SnoopJ @dan @dev I think it works same as tomatoes

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                      #130

                      @regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dev this sounds awful, I can’t stand tomatoes

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                      • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

                        @MBridegam @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev the syndicate makes the profit but everybody has a share

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                        #131

                        @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

                        Where's that?

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                        • dan@discuss.systemsD dan@discuss.systems

                          @regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dev this sounds awful, I can’t stand tomatoes

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                          #132

                          @dan @regehr @aburka @SnoopJ @dev what do you put on your well-done steak

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                          • feld@friedcheese.usF feld@friedcheese.us
                            @dev thank you for this link, I will take a gander
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                            #133

                            @feld @dev you did NOT!

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                            • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                              Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                              https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

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                              #134

                              @dev I regret clicking through the link. Lol

                              That goose is the fricking best though. Absolute Oscar worthy performance.

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                              • aburka@hachyderm.ioA aburka@hachyderm.io

                                @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev

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                                #135

                                @aburka @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev
                                What ya the HTTP response number for GOOSE NOT VALUED again?
                                Asking for... My server.

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                                • dev@discuss.systemsD dev@discuss.systems

                                  Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy

                                  https://group.softbank/media/Project/sbg/sbg/pdf/ir/investors/shareholders/2026/shareholders-meeting_46_05_en.pdf

                                  ricci@discuss.systemsR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #136

                                  @dev yo, Ed Zitron stole your screenshots

                                  https://bsky.app/profile/edzitron.com/post/3mp3ij3fv3k2j

                                  edit: actually maybe not exactly. They're the same slides but the crop is not identical

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                                  • aud@fire.asta.lgbtA aud@fire.asta.lgbt

                                    @ricci@discuss.systems @lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl and don't goose the basket what holds the eggs

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                                    #137

                                    @aud @lina @dev @ricci @secretasianman 3 eggs in the goose are worth 71 in the bush

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                                    • carstenfranke@mastodon.socialC carstenfranke@mastodon.social

                                      @jonny @dev
                                      Why wait 16 years? We should have it now. Yellow line clearly extends the most recent development.

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                                      #138

                                      @carstenfranke
                                      you're hired!
                                      @jonny @dev

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                                      • snoopj@hachyderm.ioS snoopj@hachyderm.io

                                        @regehr @dan @dev say what you will about Masayoshi SON, the man knows how to value a losing goose. Never met a bad bet he could walk away from.

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                                        #139

                                        @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev wait I just noticed there is sub-microscopic text in the lower right corner of each slide hwat?

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                                        • ricci@discuss.systemsR ricci@discuss.systems

                                          @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev wait I just noticed there is sub-microscopic text in the lower right corner of each slide hwat?

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                                          #140

                                          @SnoopJ @regehr @dan @dev there are citations for the fucking egg diagram

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