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  3. A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

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  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

    A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

    https://www.satyress.com/

    So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

    Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

    😵‍💫

    I don't think I'm being rescued

    I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

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    florapis@toot.wales
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    #103

    @benroyce it has a sheeps head! Nope, I'd hide

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    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

      @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

      i agree

      he has been working in obscurity for 2 years on this

      so we can say it's not manufactured and fake provocation, this is the dude's real deal

      i would also entertain the notion he is completely authentic: he is not trying to get a reaction from us, that he sincerely believes he is delivering an honest product

      so it's tongue-in-cheek art project or sincere work of a bizarre dude. but we both agree it's not fake bizarreness for the sake of media drama

      guillotine_jones@beige.partyG This user is from outside of this forum
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      guillotine_jones@beige.party
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #104

      @benroyce @fruchti
      I concur, Ben.
      And even anti-dystopian art can be serious and tongue-in-cheek at the same time.

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      • vwdasher@mymasto.comV vwdasher@mymasto.com

        @benroyce a robot centaur with a chainsaw?

        Fuck that.

        oyu_fka@mastodon.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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        #105

        @VWDasher @benroyce No, it's perfectly safe...as long as you have a gun or knife to shoot/stab it - apparently that will stop it in it's tracks, lol!

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        • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

          A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

          https://www.satyress.com/

          So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

          Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

          😵‍💫

          I don't think I'm being rescued

          I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

          earwigplanet@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
          earwigplanet@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
          earwigplanet@mastodon.social
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #106

          @benroyce That's an enemy from Doom.

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          • earwigplanet@mastodon.socialE earwigplanet@mastodon.social

            @benroyce That's an enemy from Doom.

            benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #107

            @earwigplanet

            yup

            a vassago

            id software released new official material for the original game, two years ago!

            old guy here, i played through the new levels

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            • oyu_fka@mastodon.socialO oyu_fka@mastodon.social

              @VWDasher @benroyce No, it's perfectly safe...as long as you have a gun or knife to shoot/stab it - apparently that will stop it in it's tracks, lol!

              benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #108

              @Oyu_Fka @VWDasher 🥴

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              • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                https://www.satyress.com/

                So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                😵‍💫

                I don't think I'm being rescued

                I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                elbosso@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                elbosso@mastodon.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
                elbosso@mastodon.social
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #109

                @benroyce this has to be a meek try at satire/sarcasm. It *has* to...

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                • guillotine_jones@beige.partyG guillotine_jones@beige.party

                  @benroyce @fruchti
                  I concur, Ben.
                  And even anti-dystopian art can be serious and tongue-in-cheek at the same time.

                  benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #110

                  @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                  i admire him

                  not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                  i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                  how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                  not this guy

                  and no investors

                  so the techbro accusations are invalid

                  he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                  markc568@beige.partyM crow@cville.onlineC guillotine_jones@beige.partyG 4 Replies Last reply
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                  • elbosso@mastodon.socialE elbosso@mastodon.social

                    @benroyce this has to be a meek try at satire/sarcasm. It *has* to...

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                    #111

                    @elbosso

                    we've been discussing it

                    we've rejected the notion it's fake for the sake of media drama

                    he has no investors and has been working in obscurity on it for 2 years

                    so it is authentic

                    but authentic what?

                    is he an absurdist artist? or is he a sincere dude with a sincere vision, and the rest of us find his sincere vision a little off?

                    that's the question

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                    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                      A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                      https://www.satyress.com/

                      So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                      Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                      😵‍💫

                      I don't think I'm being rescued

                      I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                      semantikast@openbiblio.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      semantikast@openbiblio.social
                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #112

                      @benroyce Well, that's the other half of what @pluralistic is talking about.

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                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                        @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                        i admire him

                        not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                        i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                        how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                        not this guy

                        and no investors

                        so the techbro accusations are invalid

                        he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                        markc568@beige.partyM This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #113

                        @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti Kind of like this guy’s project to build a suit to withstand a bear attack

                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Grizzly_(film)

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                        • plantagolabs@mastodon.socialP plantagolabs@mastodon.social

                          @benroyce The safety features are just so bizarre. It can be equipped with extra large horns so it cannot go through standard doors, and the emergency stop is shooting at it with a gun.

                          This has to be made by a diabolical alliance between techbros and hillbillies.

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                          #114

                          @plantagolabs let's hope it doesn't learn that turning its head will solve the extra large horn problem @benroyce

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                          • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                            @earwigplanet

                            yup

                            a vassago

                            id software released new official material for the original game, two years ago!

                            old guy here, i played through the new levels

                            kelvin0mql@mastodon.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #115

                            @benroyce @earwigplanet

                            Fond (& yet also unpleasant) memories from decades ago learning what Doom was.

                            And yes, now I'm going to see if I can get it on SteamDeck.

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                            • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                              @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                              i admire him

                              not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                              i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                              how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                              not this guy

                              and no investors

                              so the techbro accusations are invalid

                              he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                              crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #116

                              @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti The look of the thing really makes me think it’s a piece of artwork, not a mechanism. Too smooth, too graceful looking. Compare to the legs on any iRobot device and they look aesthetically pleasing in comparison.

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                              • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                                https://www.satyress.com/

                                So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                                Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                                😵‍💫

                                I don't think I'm being rescued

                                I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                                willi@bifrost.wurzerfamily.netW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                willi@bifrost.wurzerfamily.net
                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #117

                                @benroyce I'm 100% sure it will be used for "crowd control" once the riots start.

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                                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                  @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti

                                  i admire him

                                  not for the dystopian or frightening quality of the project, it does turn many off

                                  i admire him for committing so heavily to a vision, whatever the vision

                                  how many of us have passing visions, we amuse ourselves with it and then... nothing. it passes to oblivion

                                  not this guy

                                  and no investors

                                  so the techbro accusations are invalid

                                  he's just a quirky dude with a quirky vision, working hard on it. it's not his fault douchebags might like it

                                  crow@cville.onlineC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #118

                                  @benroyce @Guillotine_Jones @fruchti “and no investors.”

                                  The whole “designed to be easy to kill” really sinks this in. No one in tech will invest in a robot designed to be easily disabled.

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                                  • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                    A startup called #Satyress #Robotics (🤔) has built a disaster response/ search and rescue #robot that's a 2 meter tall #centaur

                                    https://www.satyress.com/

                                    So I've been lost in the woods for two weeks. I'm feverish from the untreated water I drank and delirious because I've eaten very little

                                    Then I see fucking #Terminator #Baphomet walk up on me

                                    😵‍💫

                                    I don't think I'm being rescued

                                    I think I've passed to the other side and I'm going to technohell- I'm being punished for being grumpy about #AI

                                    mkoek@mastodon.nlM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                                    #119

                                    @benroyce I was at a conference a few weeks back where they had cute little robot dogs walking around and even those freaked me out. Not ready for this future… 🙂

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                                    • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                      @salixsericea

                                      he's been at it for two years. no investors

                                      that's one long con then

                                      he articulates plausible reasons for the design choices (even the horns: he doesn't want it going indoors, he wants it to get stuck in doors)

                                      "satyress" does sound like satire but it's a real word: it's a woman satyr

                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyress

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                                      #120

                                      @benroyce I appreciate his engineering skills, and we can not expect every engineer to have the design chops of da Vinci. At the end of the day, this iron horsy girl isn't more ludicrous than, say, Elmo's two legged storm trooper robots.

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                                      • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                                        @edsullivan @salixsericea weed whacker! 🤭

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                                        #121

                                        @benroyce @edsullivan Modify the head so it can graze! 😃

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                                        • lcwander@toot.communityL lcwander@toot.community

                                          @benroyce from the name it can be also satire, but at this point I am ready for anything.

                                          "It's more dangerous than it looks" 🙀

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                                          #122

                                          @lcwander @benroyce satire or satyr?

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