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This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...

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  • thepigtailedgirl@app.wafrn.netT thepigtailedgirl@app.wafrn.net

    @alice@lgbtqia.space

    Summer so hot the hamburger menu icons are melting

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    #181

    @thepigtailedgirl @alice go home, options menu, you're drunk

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    • perrin42@mastodon.socialP perrin42@mastodon.social

      @TheGreatLlama @eedly @alice

      I think it was my first exposure to the concept as well, but I didn't learn the value and joy of a bidet sprayer until decades later.

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      #182

      @Perrin42 @TheGreatLlama @eedly @alice i would have been less skeptical of a bidet if my parents used the analogy of washing my 4H pigs before the showing and again before the sale

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      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

        @th oh, far be it from me to police a good time! Have at it ball-owners!

        @msbellows

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        #183

        @alice @th @msbellows

        😬

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        • lispi314@udongein.xyzL lispi314@udongein.xyz
          @alice @lukeharby Some of them are an entirely separate showerhead-looking thing on a flexible hose hung on a hook near the wall and likewise simply connected to water mains.
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          #184

          @lispi314 @lukeharby @alice we had a diaper sprayer on our toilet when the kids were in diapers. A lot of people thought it was a bidet. (Which it probably would have worked for if anyone wanted to have a go with it.)

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          • perrin42@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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            #185

            @AnachronistJohn @alice @nina_kali_nina

            Tom Sawyer.

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            • perrin42@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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              #186

              @bthylafh @alice @nina_kali_nina

              Badger Badger Badger

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              • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                @SamanthaJaneSmith @Sassinake @alice 😆

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                #187

                @benroyce

                Well that is one way to spend a penny!

                @SamanthaJaneSmith @Sassinake @alice

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                • benroyce@mastodon.socialB benroyce@mastodon.social

                  @slothrop @sandorspruit @Sassinake @alice

                  because you don't have worms like our ancestors did. with that insight, what a blessed time we live in (in some regards)

                  suzannealdrich@hachyderm.ioS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #188

                  @benroyce @slothrop @sandorspruit @Sassinake @alice this reminds me of an interesting documentary on the effect of the hookworm for people in the US South, where they became known as stupid and lazy from the lethargic and mindfog effects of their infection:

                  https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/how-a-worm-gave-the-south-a-bad-name/

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                  • suzannealdrich@hachyderm.ioS suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io

                    @benroyce @slothrop @sandorspruit @Sassinake @alice this reminds me of an interesting documentary on the effect of the hookworm for people in the US South, where they became known as stupid and lazy from the lethargic and mindfog effects of their infection:

                    https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/how-a-worm-gave-the-south-a-bad-name/

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                    #189

                    @suzannealdrich @benroyce @slothrop @sandorspruit @Sassinake @alice I learned about the poop knife recently.

                    With that being said, I would like to get an actual bidet, not just the attachment you add to a regular toilet.

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                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                      @SleepyCatten tell me that's not the motorboat button 🤷🏼‍♀️

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                      #190

                      @alice

                      We definitely shouldn't be considered any kind of expert on deciphering symbols 😅

                      Nor would we seek to tell somebody else that their interpretation of signs is wrong.

                      If we told you what we see those as, it would tell you a lot about how our mind works 😅😶

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                      • macacator@mastodon.socialM macacator@mastodon.social

                        @suzannealdrich @benroyce @slothrop @sandorspruit @Sassinake @alice I learned about the poop knife recently.

                        With that being said, I would like to get an actual bidet, not just the attachment you add to a regular toilet.

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                        #191

                        @macacator @suzannealdrich @slothrop @sandorspruit @Sassinake @alice

                        the toilet attachment is easy and cheap

                        a whole damn bidet means big $$$ and it assumes you have a massive bathroom

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                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                          This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...

                          - boob wash
                          - water-park ride
                          - options menu
                          - multiplayer select

                          - volume control
                          - channel selector
                          - smoking instructions?

                          I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.

                          thepurpleoctopus@lgbtqia.spaceT This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #192

                          @alice I will admit, I always wanted one of those. Toilets, I mean.

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                          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                            This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...

                            - boob wash
                            - water-park ride
                            - options menu
                            - multiplayer select

                            - volume control
                            - channel selector
                            - smoking instructions?

                            I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.

                            daswarkeinhuhn@netzkae.seD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #193

                            @alice@lgbtqia.space uh nice it even got the "we're not in Kansas anymore" aka "follow the yellow piss road" mode on the Toto button

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                            • macacator@mastodon.socialM macacator@mastodon.social

                              @suzannealdrich @benroyce @slothrop @sandorspruit @Sassinake @alice I learned about the poop knife recently.

                              With that being said, I would like to get an actual bidet, not just the attachment you add to a regular toilet.

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                              #194

                              @macacator wait, hol' up...poop knife?

                              You can't just drop that deuce and walk away without an explanation!

                              @suzannealdrich @benroyce @slothrop @sandorspruit @Sassinake

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                              • thepurpleoctopus@lgbtqia.spaceT thepurpleoctopus@lgbtqia.space

                                @alice I will admit, I always wanted one of those. Toilets, I mean.

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                                #195

                                @thepurpleoctopus as someone who grew up with an outhouse, I can highly recommend indoor plumbing.

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                                • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                  @thepurpleoctopus as someone who grew up with an outhouse, I can highly recommend indoor plumbing.

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                                  #196

                                  @alice Got me there. But I mean specifically one of these fancy ones. 🙂

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                                  • djdarren@mendeddrum.orgD djdarren@mendeddrum.org

                                    @alice I think volume control relates to pressure. The louder you set it, the more likely it is to jet wash your arsehole in two.

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                                    #197

                                    @DJDarren @alice Or at least split your butt cheeks. Oh wait…

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                                    • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                      This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...

                                      - boob wash
                                      - water-park ride
                                      - options menu
                                      - multiplayer select

                                      - volume control
                                      - channel selector
                                      - smoking instructions?

                                      I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.

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                                      #198

                                      @alice Thank you for turning this example of "universally-understandable iconography that averts language issues" into such a fun post! 😄 😌

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                                      • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                        This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...

                                        - boob wash
                                        - water-park ride
                                        - options menu
                                        - multiplayer select

                                        - volume control
                                        - channel selector
                                        - smoking instructions?

                                        I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.

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                                        #199

                                        …at my times we had only three shells …!

                                        @alice

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                                        • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                                          This bidet remote on the wall of the house in the woods I'm staying at has some bizarre controls...

                                          - boob wash
                                          - water-park ride
                                          - options menu
                                          - multiplayer select

                                          - volume control
                                          - channel selector
                                          - smoking instructions?

                                          I tried the boob wash and was not disappointed, but it took me like two minutes to figure out the little square LED on the left was the off-button.

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                                          #200

                                          @alice That is a nice simple control panel you have there. First trip to Tokyo, there were 3 control panels, it felt like piloting a 747...
                                          Took a couple of days to work out all the options.

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