Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation.
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev its interesting to see the robotics bubble also get acknowledged. Those humanoid robots in the illustration have no use case. Roboticists fear the next AI winter will also be a robotics winter. Non-humanoid robots are actually useful, so maybe they'll escape it.
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev Why do I read "Goose was not valued" in exactly the same voice as "All my apes gone"?
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@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl more like EGGSETS
cause theyr'e... anyway, sorry you're broke now
something something I ate the eggs that were in your icetirement account. Forgive me, they were so cold and valued, etc, etc...@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmanwhen companies are no longer producing value but not yet insolvent, it's time to hardboil
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev It is a beautiful day in the village and you are a horrible goose.
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@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmanwhen companies are no longer producing value but not yet insolvent, it's time to hardboil
@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmancan we put on a conference where we pretend to be CEOs and just give batshit presentations to each other? every talk is a keynote including lightning keynotes and keynote workshops and keynote posters
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@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmancan we put on a conference where we pretend to be CEOs and just give batshit presentations to each other? every talk is a keynote including lightning keynotes and keynote workshops and keynote posters
@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl YES
I'd invent a golden egg into that -
@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl bit of an egg pincher, that one.
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@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmancan we put on a conference where we pretend to be CEOs and just give batshit presentations to each other? every talk is a keynote including lightning keynotes and keynote workshops and keynote posters
@lina @aud @dev @secretasianman you mean an NFT conference?
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@dev really failing to honor their heritage if they didn't also at some point show a blue egg and explain that it was bigger than before
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev basic concepts from Capital, reinterpreted through MBAs using crayons and powerpoint templates
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@lina @aud @dev @secretasianman you mean an NFT conference?
@ricci
@aud @dev @secretasianmanbut like a parody so that it's funny instead of depressing
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@dev good grief I hope that goose is ok
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@ricci
@aud @dev @secretasianmanbut like a parody so that it's funny instead of depressing
@lina@neuromatch.social @ricci@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl we should also not use intense UV lighting for our rave.
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev I took a finance class in grad school to satisfy an obscure requirement and it was roughly on this level.
But with worse graphics.
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There's an Isaac Asimov story about this.
@celesteh @ireneista @dev also shows up in @cstross 's singularity sky
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Oh my god, these are real, actual slides from a SoftBank presentation. Pulitzer-worthy
@dev seize the fowl of production
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@lina@neuromatch.social @ricci@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl we should also not use intense UV lighting for our rave.
@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmanbut all my kandi is uranium glass!
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@ricci @dev @secretasianman gootures
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@aud
@dev @ricci @secretasianmanbut all my kandi is uranium glass!
@lina@neuromatch.social @dev@discuss.systems @ricci@discuss.systems @secretasianman@types.pl awwww yeah, PLUTONIUM RAVE TIME AT THE OLD POWER PLANT!
