@Natasha_Jay that's a great photo! I love it. Did you catch that "in camera" or did you work on it? Either way, it rocks.

@benroyce @davey_cakes @mkoek I work at a university and the second thing I learned very quickly is that EDUCATION AND INTELLIGENCE ARE TWO DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT THINGS!

@cocaine_owlbear @alyx It’s a reasonable assumption: a cat is the only thing that could check such an armed dobermann.

@alice It’s 100% true without a single exception.I’m pretty jealous, tbh.Also why are queer people always so nice to hang out with?It’s insane how much my queer friends make my life better.I hope they never forget how much they matter to me. Even the ones i’ve lost contact with.

@jaz Haha thanks!

@futurebird @DamonWakes I've found that with time that ads slip through the ad blocking. Social media companies are allowing ads to appear as regular content with no true identifying features. I watched one ad for about 40 seconds before I realized it was an ad. And I'm pretty sensitive to that stuff. Not sure how effective they are, but people, in particular Americans, like stuff.

@davidtheeviloverlord @Natasha_Jay Hey additional square footage for free!

@infonauten @tofticles @fanden @MieKNielsen Jeg har automatiseret ellipsen, så det sker aldrig for mig (alt+x) [edit: så automatiseret var det heller, ikke jeg skrev oprindeligt alt+c]

@waldi Dachte mir schon, wer tauft sein Kind denn Dunning?@GrueneVictoria

@itohsnap @mcc Possibly works of Shakespeare follow a Poisson distribution with a very low probability of getting them per monkey-year. All we know at this point is we got one with the amount of monkey-years that have existed so far, but won't be able to estimate how probable it was until it happens again.

@katzenberger new alt of @Linux_Is_Best is posting about the list again https://mivatter.com/notes/arwndakajb

@Poulhagepedersen tak, det var venligt af dig at sige.I lige måde!

@jenniferplusplus "Guns dont kill people, people kill people" but also "i sowwize, my trillion dollar pile of theft keeps breaking the law under my guidance, nothing to be done about it"

@mcc No gods. No masters.

@Elizafox it was bored, obviously.

@miah I'm sorry to hear that.This year I have had good luck job hunting with https://hiring.cafe .I hope you do too.

@stf what a nice thing to see ️

@infonauten @holsta @folfdk den her tråd Jeg komplimenterer det HVER gang jeg kan og mænd får altid sådan et lille fnise jumpscare for de er helt tydeligvis ikke vant til det Jeg tror tit folk egentlig lægger mærke til det, men det er åbenbart ikke rigtig *noget man gør*.

@fgraver AgP har min 2026-rekorden for flest antal tonar i ein skala.

@grammasaurus @Urban_Hermit @mothninja a lot of "world owes me something." Trump is the big puzzle. He has this massive revenge complex. I have no idea who did what to him, ever, other than let him grow up a rich entitled shithead without blowing his balls off with a pistol in military school.I sense he wants to dig up his dead father just so he can yell at him.