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  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

    Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

    mdm@mcnamarii.townM This user is from outside of this forum
    mdm@mcnamarii.townM This user is from outside of this forum
    mdm@mcnamarii.town
    wrote sidst redigeret af
    #14

    @cstross Uh oh, I did 6 muhym, I hope I'll be okay

    chillicampari@layer8.spaceC 1 Reply Last reply
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    • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

      Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

      cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
      cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
      cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #15

      @cstross

      Real "Send three and fourpence we are going to a dance" energy there. Did someone dictate it into something set for the wrong language?

      Mayor Snorkum would approve.

      knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK 1 Reply Last reply
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      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

        Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

        paulk@writing.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
        paulk@writing.exchangeP This user is from outside of this forum
        paulk@writing.exchange
        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #16

        @cstross Being careful in time of death is overrated anyway, but the pacclabmech... really? That's too much.

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        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

          Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

          xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
          xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
          xs4me2@mastodon.social
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #17

          @cstross

          Sigh....

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          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

            Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

            eedly@mindly.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
            eedly@mindly.socialE This user is from outside of this forum
            eedly@mindly.social
            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #18

            @cstross Don't be so careful in time of death. Do you want to muhym forever?

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            • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

              Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

              grumpydad@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
              grumpydad@infosec.exchangeG This user is from outside of this forum
              grumpydad@infosec.exchange
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              #19

              @cstross I think I just had a stroke.

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              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
                zieg@twiukraine.comZ This user is from outside of this forum
                zieg@twiukraine.com
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #20

                @cstross is that OK that I can actually read and understand the whole instruction and the third sentence in particular?

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                • tezoatlipoca@mas.toT tezoatlipoca@mas.to

                  @cstross Between two uzmeruyamu? Isn't Uzmeruyamu that anime horse-girl racing game?

                  adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
                  adamrice@c.imA This user is from outside of this forum
                  adamrice@c.im
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                  #21

                  @tezoatlipoca @cstross Surely that would be Umamusume (馬娘).

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                  • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                    Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                    D This user is from outside of this forum
                    D This user is from outside of this forum
                    drchaos@sauropods.win
                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #22

                    @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

                    noiseician@mastodon.worldN 1 Reply Last reply
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                    • blotosmetek@circumstances.runB blotosmetek@circumstances.run

                      @cstross I'm pretty sure the original was in Russian. "muhym" is misinterpreted "минут", ie. "minutes" (in handwriting Cyrillic и looks exactly like Latin u and н looks like n) etc.

                      shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                      shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                      shadowdancer@mstdn.social
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                      #23

                      @blotosmetek
                      Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

                      Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

                      Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
                      @cstross

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                      • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC cadbury_moose@wandering.shop

                        @cstross

                        Real "Send three and fourpence we are going to a dance" energy there. Did someone dictate it into something set for the wrong language?

                        Mayor Snorkum would approve.

                        knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK This user is from outside of this forum
                        knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK This user is from outside of this forum
                        knitronomicon@mastodonapp.uk
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                        #24

                        @Cadbury_Moose @cstross

                        Mayor Snorkum will bake a cake!

                        cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC 1 Reply Last reply
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                        • shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS shadowdancer@mstdn.social

                          @blotosmetek
                          Okay, but that would mean that what happened here wasn't just a straight Russian to English text translation.

                          Instead it would seem that there's been an image with Russian text which then was read in with some dumb OCR software that had no understanding of cyrillic alphabet.

                          Then the already broken Russian langauge was translated to English resulting in even more broken English.
                          @cstross

                          blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
                          blotosmetek@circumstances.runB This user is from outside of this forum
                          blotosmetek@circumstances.run
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                          #25

                          @shadowdancer @cstross exactly so! Probably with some effort, even with my very rusty Russian, I could recreate the original text…

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                          • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                            Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                            saxicola@toot.communityS This user is from outside of this forum
                            saxicola@toot.communityS This user is from outside of this forum
                            saxicola@toot.community
                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #26

                            @cstross
                            Item 5 does kinda make sense though.

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                            • knitronomicon@mastodonapp.ukK knitronomicon@mastodonapp.uk

                              @Cadbury_Moose @cstross

                              Mayor Snorkum will bake a cake!

                              cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                              cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                              cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #27

                              @Knitronomicon @cstross

                              This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

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                              • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                                ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
                                ghostonthehalfshell@masto.aiG This user is from outside of this forum
                                ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai
                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #28

                                @cstross

                                I’d like to see a logic chain on the pizza box instruction

                                Open before eating

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                                • mdm@mcnamarii.townM mdm@mcnamarii.town

                                  @cstross Uh oh, I did 6 muhym, I hope I'll be okay

                                  chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                                  chillicampari@layer8.spaceC This user is from outside of this forum
                                  chillicampari@layer8.space
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                                  #29

                                  @mdm please do not the 6 muyhm @cstross

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                                  • D drchaos@sauropods.win

                                    @cstross I want all warning labels to start with "Come on, please!"

                                    noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                                    noiseician@mastodon.worldN This user is from outside of this forum
                                    noiseician@mastodon.world
                                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                                    #30

                                    @drchaos with a crude drawing of someone getting poked with a stick
                                    @cstross

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                                    • cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC cadbury_moose@wandering.shop

                                      @Knitronomicon @cstross

                                      This torpid moose reckons he will starch his moustache.

                                      cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                      cadbury_moose@wandering.shopC This user is from outside of this forum
                                      cadbury_moose@wandering.shop
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                                      #31

                                      @Knitronomicon @cstross

                                      Meanwhile, on BlueSky, Simon ‪(@thedenature.bsky.social‬) has noted:

                                      A pachelbelsmech is armed with Pachelbel’s Canon.

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                                      • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                        Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                                        m3t00@app.wafrn.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                                        m3t00@app.wafrn.netM This user is from outside of this forum
                                        m3t00@app.wafrn.net
                                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                                        #32

                                        keep a sharp knife handy in case you need to cut it off

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                                        • cstross@wandering.shopC cstross@wandering.shop

                                          Found on Bluesky. The perils of machine translation exemplified:

                                          overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                          overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                                          overflo@23.social
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                                          #33

                                          @cstross

                                          buddha said: DONT BE SO CAREFUL IN TIME OF DEATH!

                                          ..and the monk was enlightened.

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